Hi Gorgeouses! How are you? We're on NO sleep over here, but otherwise FAB. I'm high on Halloween chocolates (DANG JOSH-O forgot to HIDE THEM!) For today's lineup we got, BIGGEST CELEBRITY PUMPKIN-PATCH SIGHTING EVAH!, JAKE & REESE, JUSTIN AND JESS, ZAC EFRON, BRITNEY, MARIE OSMOND, and … [Read more...]

Day 8 and still no Internet.  I'd love to be able to say that I'm so above the technology that is overriding our lives that I have been oblivious to the disruption in our service, but I can't.  It seems a little ridiculous that a blogger with no access to her blog, or anyone else's for … [Read more...]

It started with a nap. (or an attempt at a nap) and it ended with another painting adventure. and poo. "mommy. i paint!" she did, in fact. she painted herself. her carpet. her toys. her books. * with poo. ** on purpose. the little shit. literally. and guess who got the pleasure of … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses! I hope you all had a FAB weekend! On today's red carpet, we got: TOM CRUISE and SURI; DAVID COPPERFIELD; BRITNEY SPEARS; JENNIFER HUDSON; AND, MORE! Oh, P.S.: My Y&R post from yesterday? Those were PREDICTIONS! People were, like, CALLING me about it. ADRIAN'S gonna die? Victoria's … [Read more...]

...THERE'S MORE, Gorgeouses! I hated leaving you out on a limb yesterday. So, here's some MOAH gossip.... Starring....JENNIFER CONNELLY, BRITNEY SPEARS (of course), YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS, and more! check it!!!    WHEN BAD CLOTHES HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE I don't know what you Gorgeouses … [Read more...]

It took me 6 months to lose the 24 pounds i gained after having Emily. It took me 9 months to lose the 24 pounds i gained after having Joshie. It took me, well, we're still trying to fight the post-Isabella baby weight. and she's 2. I have friends who were back into their pre-pregnancy clothing … [Read more...]

I totally LOVE Project Runway Canada. Anyone watching? Iman in just SOOOO Tyra Banks on America's Next Top Model, ha! -- scripted and contrived and eccentric -- "you just don't measure up. ciao" -- LOVE! AnyHOOT! On tap today: JESSICA SEINFELD is stepford and WEIRD; LEONARDO DICAPRIO's new … [Read more...]

I have forgotten how much fun I am. I like to sing at the top of my voice, dance on tables, tell inappropriate jokes and throw out witty comments and one-liners. And although I sing off key and have no rhythm of which to speak, my enthusiasm for these activities is usually quite infectious.  I … [Read more...]

i have basically come to the realization that i'm not very good at this whole "green" thing. seriously y'all, i suck. yes, i use my green bin in the kitchen (aka "the stink box") and i use my blue bins (we have one on each floor and a giant one in the garage). yes, i turn my … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses! I hope this gossip finds you well! On tap today: HEIDI AND SEAL sitting in a tree k.i.s.s.i.n.g!; BRAD says he'd never cheat on ANGELINA; HARRISON and CALISTA; the Trumpster thinks knows beauty...; REALITY ROUNDUP; AND, MORE! check it!!! HOTTEST COUPLE KISSING IT UP IN THE PUMPKIN … [Read more...]