The boy is 5 today. 5. he came into this world - surprise! - 20 months after his sister. and he was a big ole' bald melonhead. (holy dark hair, Ali!) Josh at 5 is a pretty awesome kid. He is by far my best sleeper and by far my worst eater. but give him a pound of chicken wings and he'll go to … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses! On tap today: HALLOWEEEEEN costumes; CRAZAY celeb HOOKUP; HEIDI and SEAL extravaganza; and, MORE! Oh, and the title of this post? That's all about me. I'm sick with FEEEEVER. LOVE. Feel like carp. But, we'll give it a go. By the way, I have NOT had a chance to watch Survivor yet. So, … [Read more...]

because everyone thinks my kids are hilarious** Last night i was cuddling with Emily in my bed. It's one of my most favorite things to do. I'm always cold and she's always hot, so we are a perfect cuddling match. She's like my very own hot water bottle. So, she's lying with me and then looks down … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses: Of course, there's BRITBRIT news today -- as freaking ALWAYS. But, there's more, too: NICOLE RITCHIE smoking?; JESSICA SIMPSON gorjness; JEN AND VI dimples; PIERCE BROSNAN hott?; AND, MORE! check it!!! BRITBRIT IS NOT GETTING 50/50 CUSTODY BECAUSE SHE TOTALLY SUCKS, ACCORDING TO … [Read more...]

I feel like thePrince song, "I was dreaming when I wrote this, forgive me if it goes astray..." It's 12:25 am here at my desk at school, 11:25 if you have a Rogers cell phone and are signed up with the company who did not know that daylight savings time was extended an extra week. We are … [Read more...]

Isabella has become the anti-sleep. (which is like the anti-christ of big girl beds) she hates her bed. actually, that's not true. she loves her bed. she loves to jump on it. and read books in it (her new favorites are Franklin books.) and cuddle with her mommy and her blankets. she loves to play … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses! On tap today: HALLOWEEN celebrities; BRITNEY'S trash mouth; SAY IT ISN'T FAKE!; RENEE ZELLWEGER looks like arse; and MORE! I am SO loving the Fashionista reality shows! Have you seen Fashionista Diaries (on Star!)? Project Runway Canada is FAB (Iman is so awkward and contrived, I … [Read more...]

Have you ever walked into this store?? well, once you get past the half-naked stunning door greeters and the herds of people and the loud music...there's a smell. mmm...a smell. smells like, well, sex. at least to me. so, i bought it. in case you are wondering, the smell of the store is called … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses! On today's post...: KERI RUSSELL post baby; JAKE GYLLENHAAL and REESE WITHERSPOON go public!; TOM CRUISE's hair; PREGGERS celebs; AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL, and MORE! Oh, I can't hide it! I'm devastated! I JUST MISSED THE OFFICE! I'm so crushed right now. CRUSHED. Anyway, take my … [Read more...]

i'm a little bit of a gadget freak. it's starts small, like with toothbrushes, and ends big, like with 72 inch tvs. strollers, cameras, ipods, kitchen knives, flash drives, remotes, laptops, cell phones, mixmasters, video game systems. i'm all over them like white on rice (ps. what does that even … [Read more...]