In addition to horrifically covering Tom Waits' genius, Scarlett Johansson is apparently a Liar McFibberpants. a while ago she came out and publicly proclaimed that she and Presidential hopeful Barack Obama are BESTIES. She claimed that they've been email buddies for months. She even went ahead and … [Read more...]
The Bruce McDonald Fragments
Her name is Tracey Berkowitz. Fifteen. Just a normal girl who hates herself. normal. yes. possibly. everyone in her high school hates her and calls her "it". her mother drinks and smokes too much. her father is a total deadbeat and uses his belt on his kids. she has a total rockstar … [Read more...]
The Glass Castle
What is your first childhood memory? Your favourite? Your strongest? What if your first memory is of setting yourself on fire in a trailer while cooking hotdogs at the age of three because your mother thought you were old enough to deal with your own meals? What if your favourite memories are of … [Read more...]
and you thought celebrities didn’t know how to party…
there was Mary Kate. and Nicole Richie. and some flannel. and some more flannel. and some booze. and some pinata. and some dog. i think the only thing missing was Lindsay Lohan. and maybe some Britney. … [Read more...]
There’s a New Spears in Town…
According to People Magazine, Jamie Lynn Spears and her fiance Casey Aldridge welcomed a new baby into the family...Maddie Briann Spears was born at a hospital in Mississippi on Thursday, June 19th. … [Read more...]
Real Girls Eat Meat
when I saw Jessica Simpson out and about wearing this t-shirt... i laughed for two reasons.. 1) i have the exact same shirt and 2) i knew it was a little poke at her boyfriend Tony Romo's ex, Carrie Underwood, who is considered to be the world's sexiest vegetarian. Jessica Simpson is funny … [Read more...]
Mr. Darwin, a question for you please…
Can a worm evolve into a bunny? I thought it a bit suspicious that our resident snail, aka "The Gaffer" was able to metamorphosize - overnight- from a snail into a worm. Her latest trick defies all logical evolutionary science. But, since there are those out there who deny evolution … [Read more...]
You’ve Only Failed if You Fail to Try…
...says the legend of Princess Oochigeas..."A brave spirit makes all things possible." I have had the extraordinary privilege in my life to spend substantial time with children who live this everyday. CAMP OOCHIGEAS, is a camp just outside of the town of Rosseau, in Muskoka, Ontario … [Read more...]
Spring into Show Season
Garage Sales, Baby Shows, Fundraisers, Church Bazaars... Spring is in the air and bargain shoppers are littering the streets. I am not one of those great bargain hunters who knocks on doors at 7:00 am for 8:00 am garage sales looking for the Limoges and Royal Doulton, but I do find it hard to … [Read more...]
Say Hello to My Little Friend
When Al Pacino utters this infamous cinematic line as Tony Montana, he is referring to the M16 rifle complete with grenade launcher that he uses to blast his way out of his office in the final scenes of Scarface. When I use it, I am referring to one of my new favourite finds: At first glance … [Read more...]
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