Guess who walks around LA with a paper bag over his head??  Guess who is renting this teeny tiny house?? Guess who needs to XYZ (what? you didn't say that when you were eight? eXamine Your Zipper? no? just me?) Guess who may or may not be joining the cast of the Twilight sequel, New … [Read more...]

...you see, i was in the homeland for the inauguration. no, i wasn't as early and didn't have as good a seat as this guy over here... (that's Denzel Washington, btw) but i did get to watch from the lovely Isabel Kallman's apartment in New York City. It was an amazing day y'all. … [Read more...]

it seems i'm not the only one who thinks that Paula Abdul is looking a little, well, GOOD this season. Cityrag thinks so too and did a side-by-side comparison...what do you think? eye lift? nose job? According to Variety, there IS going to be a Gossip Girl spin-off, but it's not going to … [Read more...]

I am a Noami Watts fan. huge, huge fan. she seems so normal and down-to-earth. but this latest stunt she's pulled, well, it has me reeling... i seriously hope that new mom Naomi is pulling a post-partum Gwyneth Paltrow and is doubling up on the spanx...but it's 100% unfair that she … [Read more...]

BEST:Amanda Seyfried. i adore her and thought she looked fantastic! Amy Adams. Stunning! not sure about the leaf earrings, though. Kate Winslet. Possibly my favorite dress of the night. She KNOWS how to be classy! Demi Moore. I thought she looked so nice last night! so nice! Isla … [Read more...]

i plan to bring you - very shortly, i.e., after i've sorted through about 85,000 Golden Globe red carpet shots, the Golden Globe best and worst dressed awards...but for now, i thought we could talk about the show highs and lows... best moments: Kate Winslet winning TWO awards for The Reader and for … [Read more...]

Gossip GirlBlair and Uncle Jack. there's no way they, um, did it, right? right? there was not enough NATE in this episode. just saying. but i did appreciate the total lack of VAnessa...so there's that. couldn't we have enjoyed Dan and Serena back together for more than a minute? seriously? the … [Read more...]

Remember a long time ago when we were talking about the BroderickParkers....i mean about something other than their childès lack of proper clothing and love of wearing pajamas in public....remember when we were talking about Ferris Bueller having sex in the city with someone other than his wife, … [Read more...]

oh. em. gee.or at least why did she that without a brassiere... … [Read more...]