Hi Gorgeouses! You will NOT believe the dream I had last night. More on that later. I had the best day with the monkey. We were so connected the entire day -- me with her and her with me. By the end of the day, I felt like we were the only two people on earth (sooooo cliche, I know, but so true). It … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses! Did you watch the Golden Globes? Were you as overjoyed as I was when Jennifer Hudson won? As disappointed as I was that Stever Carell didn't? (Beat by Alec Baldwin!? Boo! I always change the channel when he's on SNL!) Were you as bored as a doorknob during Warren Beatty's acceptance … [Read more...]

we've all had them. first kisses. first loves. weddings. the two pink lines. births of babies. first steps. first time a child says "mama". these life-changing moments are amazing. moments we'll never forget. the details. the dates. everything. i had one of those this evening. right as we … [Read more...]

This is the post that no blogger ever wants to write. This is the post that no blogger thinks will ever come. This is the goodbye post. Her Bad Mother's Mother'Hood is closing up shop, at least for the time being. It's been a difficult couple of months, as many of you know, and I've come very close … [Read more...]

what's your opinion on sick days? do you ever call in sick even though you are perfectly healthy? have you ever gotten caught? I have never. and i couldn't ever. it's not that i wouldn't want to. the idea of it is quite appealing, actually. i just don't have the balls. i'd be way too afraid that … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses! The monkey just pooped in the tub. Fortunately, Josh-O's bathing her. Ha! I'm not helping. I'd rather gossip. I'm enjoying sitting here gossiping and listening to him freak out upstairs! (I have super hearing.) Double ha ha! Aren't I horrible? LOVE! check it!!! LIVE GOSSIP: BRITNEY IN … [Read more...]

...ask James Frey" okay...okay...it's not my line. i can't take credit for it. thanks, JJ Philbin. my god...have a mentioned how much i love the OC and how upset i am that the network asses are taking it off the air?? anyway, the point is that it's friday....and you know what that means...a … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses! I just got back from a meeting with the fabulous Ali and the also-fab Jen (yes, that one). We were talking about all the exciting stuff that's to come for Urbanmoms. Oh, you just wait, Gorgeouses! You. Just. Wait. So, I actually had a GNO! And, I needed it. I've been going a little … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses, I'm sitting here watching the People's Choice Awards. I should have some good pics from it for you in my next post. For now I'm going to tell you that, no matter what the Intergossips are saying, Halle Berry does NOT look pregnant. They saw her in this: Photo, with thanks, c/o … [Read more...]

I am a good wife. This is pretty undeniable. You see, i like sports. i like sports a lot. possibly more than my husband. (well, he likes hockey more than i, but i've got football and basketball covered). i drink beer. i drink scotch. I eat ribs with my hands and don't care if i get dirty. I can eat … [Read more...]