i have a confession to make. i don't wash my face. ever. before you turn your back on me and go running for the hills, let me explain. i inherited from my dear mother, along with my chubby thighs and my tendency to not sweat (another mini-confession...more often than not, i DON'T wear deoderant), … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses! So, how 'bout those grammies! I don't have pics today -- like, cuz the Grammies are still going on right now as I'm writing. Go Carrie Underwood! But, just wait till Friday. I'll have a good rundown for you. What I do have for you is some Jeremy Piven, a fashion faux pas that will … [Read more...]

i come from a long line of buyers. why cook if you can buy? why rent a movie if you can buy it? why take a book out of the library....i mean, seriously, there's a barnes and noble right over there...and, Ali, don't be ridiculous, you can't get coffee at the library... i am slightly ashamed to admit … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses! I'm changing the format here for technical reasons. From now on, you're going to get some funky headlines as an opening intro and the bit about moi and that cheaty little monkey down below -- after the flower. Trust me, you'll LOVE it. It's HAWT. I just had a GNO with Ali Ms. … [Read more...]

what do you have planned for Valentine's day?? what? what's that i hear? nothing? what? you're tired? you're cranky? the kids have the flu? it's no excuse. Valentine's day is a day for celebrating love and hearts and all that chocolate-y goodness. it's a day to feel sexy about yourself and about … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses, It's been a rough week. So hard to blog when feeling like arse....But, I'm getting better. It's just a brutal cold. Brutal. Bru-tal. The monkey's on the mend, too. Poor thing is cutting a tooth, though. Yikes. But, she has her Elmo. "Oylo." She loves her Oylo....Oylo makes … [Read more...]

"Isabella, you're so sweet. just like your sister was once" "once?" she says and looks up at us with complete distaste. "Twice!" she said with conviction and went back to her coloring. the husband and i couldn't stop laughing. she's full of piss and vinegar, that child. … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses, You knew this was coming. You knew I'd be next. You knew, after my kvetching about the monkey being sick last time, that I'd be kvetching today about how sick-as-a-dog am I. Suckage. Utter. Like, royal. But, how smart are you? Gorgeous and smart! Anyway, never too sick to gossip. … [Read more...]

okay, friends, it's time to get personal. i think there's something wrong with me. i love to read horror stories from the gyno. and if you are a mamablog reader, or if you have any friends who have had babies, you've heard at least one. stories of farting during an exam. even stories of women … [Read more...]

Hi Gorgeouses! Josh just got back from a business trip in Dallas. How glam.... I've been going solo here for a few days now, and, man, I'm beat. Not to mention the fact that the monkey has a brutal cold. Snot everywhere. Poor little thing. How does one get sticky snot out of hair in the morning? … [Read more...]