Let me start by saying – “note to self – it starts at 8′ – considering my kid JUST entered the tub at 8, I was late to the game this week. But after watching and reading the about the part I missed, I’ve decided that I want to run a ‘What Not To Say If I Want to Win The Bachelorette’ class.
1. Ryan – don’t tell a girl and her friends that you want her to get fat and that while you’d still LOVE her, you wouldn’t love ON her.
2. Alessandro – don’t tell a single mom that being with her and her kid would be a compromise. FYI dude, having ANY relationship is a compromise. Don’t sweat it now you have more time to put curlers in your hair.
3. Kalon – NEVER cut off a woman and tell her to let you finish. It’s just bad manners.
4. Tony/Doug – try not to use your kid as a bargaining chip or tears for sympathy. Sure it is SORT of cute. But man, Tony cried more last night than I did the 40th time I watched Steel Magnolias!
Let me just give you some highlights of last night.
a. Sean’s chest
b. Dolly Parton
c. Emily’s bitch look followed by ‘I like skinny, tall and funny. Not skinny, tall and condescending.’
d. The way Arie kisses. Dude is hot.
e. Emily’s clothes. Seriously. I’m probably a foot taller than her and 80 lbs heavier but everything she wears (EXCEPT the rose ceremony dresses) are totally incredible and I covet them).
So who left? Tony, Alessandro and Stevie. Poor Stevie. The hat did you in.
Next week – I promise the kid will be in bed so I can give you the full deets. They go to the Bahamas. I won’t miss it. See point A.
I’m not sure I picked my final three – but for SURE Arie; Chris and Sean (sorry Doug…). She got a good batch. I’d be pissed if I was Jillian Harris – she got rooked.
Arie – the race car driver. C’mon now! Right up her alley.
She is falling hard.
I haven’t really been watching – has she been kissing many of these guys?
I remember her saying she wouldn’t be making out with a bunch of guys. She looked rather comfortable kissing Arie.
That’s how I’ll gauge who she’s keeping around.