Lock up your sons…likely the coolest little girl has arrived. Beyonce and Jay-Z welcomed their daughter yesterday morning in New York City. It’s been hard to determine if her name is Ivy Blue or Blue Ivy. Hmm. I really hope it’s option #1 because Blue Ivy sounds like a Batman villain or a really crappy perfume. Regardless – the rumour was that no one was allowed on the maternity ward and that Jay brought in dozens of bottles of red wine. This makes my father’s token one can of Guinness for me post-delivery seem really weak!
In other news, Drew Barrymore is engaged!!! I hope you can feel the sarcasm behind my exclamation points. I love Drew and I’m happy for her but I’ll be honest here – I don’t really understand why people continue to get married. Why don’t you just live together? By the third bachelorette party, don’t you feel a little bit silly. It’s just me I guess.
And lastly, Brad Pitt showed up at the Palm Springs Film Fest sporting a cane. He said he slipped with Viv in his arms and took one for the team and ended up hurting his leg. This is all well and good and the man can even pull off a cane. But can we talk about something else? Angie just keeps getting better looking!! (and for you team Jen’s out there – Jen too). And if you’re a hater…get the new issue of Marie Claire – read the article and look at the pictures and try to hate her. I’ve now decided – if I could only have Brad or Angie…I may just have to switch teams.
