Where the HELL were the celebs this holiday season?
It was a quiet one for gossip with the exception of Katy Perry and Russell Brand splitting. Frankly, not sure this is a surprise. He’s a recovering alcoholic and well…she is not. I think this combined with differing careers would be pretty massive to overcome. No?
Another tidbit – apparently Jessica Biel will soon become Jessica Timberlake. (For SURE she’ll change her name…come on…she’s put up with a lot of crap to get here!).
Excitement for me this holiday? Oprah is back! Her new show Oprah’s Next Chapter or something premiered to great numbers on New Years night. She interviewed Steven Tyler and I loved it. My friend facebooked me and said she was starting to look like Steve – I said I’ve been told that I look like Robert Plant – so we’re going to dress as aging rockstars for Hallowe’en this year. Speaking of aging rockstars…You must check out this picture of Tyler that Perez Hilton posted. Watch your eyes…there are moobs involved.
You know it was a quiet one in celeb gossip when a story broke about Clint Eastwood having a friend in a squirrel he calls Lola. He leaves the door open in his office and the squirrel comes to visit. Here’s an admission – my friend and I – when we were very, VERY young, found a dead squirrel and kept it in a box for a few days. We dressed it in doll clothes. I kid you not. (I’m actually FBook friends with her…I wonder if she remembers). So while people are mocking Clint – I say good on you dude. At least the thing is alive.
Here’s hoping 2012 picks up a bit – not sure which is more boring – squirrels or Jessica Biel. (oh look there’s me going to hell in a handbasket).
Oh yucky photo of Steve Tyler… I don’t know where to look! The moobs and then there’s that horrid bathing suit…
Totally saw the Russell Brand/Katy Perry thing coming. From like, day one of their marriage. Oh well, still sad I suppose. But Steven Tyler’s moobs and banana hammock, oh lordy! But then, the guy is like…older than me anyway. None of us can escape gravity.
Never mind the moobs…whata bout the banana hammock…and it a camo print…did he think it would fade into the background…Gross!!!!