The MTV Awards were last night. I was asleep on the couch. Yes, at 8:45pm because I’m 90 years old.
At 9:15, I woke up….(maybe due to the 6 firetrucks on my street…house around the corner had a fire)…but I thought I was still dreaming because I saw Britney on the screen looking like a million bucks!
Holy crap! Gone are the days of full on crazy. Back is a beautiful woman. Congrats for pulling your s(&t together Brit. Give Lindsay a call will you!
Then the big news of the night. Music? No. Video? No. Kanye crazy? No. Beyonce and Jay-Z are expecting a baby. Gwyneth is already hard at work knitting booties for her BFF (and plotting her R&B career while Beyonce is on mat leave).
I can’t give you much of a round up because, as I said, I napped through a ton, but I did mange to see the most awkward 30 seconds of TV ever Selena Gomez, looking like a young Morticia Adams, interviews her boyfriend The Biebs. He says that he’s carrying his snake and his name is Johnson?!?! Then he plants a kiss on Selena, who is obviously not a fan of the PDA. I had nightmares of garter snakes named Johnson all night.
A few other thoughts from me….
Miley? Why the mumu? You are so young. So pretty. Dating the hottest guy. You have no cellulite pockets; vericose veins or stretch marks. Get out of the bathrobe!!!! It’s beautiful but maybe for your mom?
Miley – I will go SO far as to say that I thought Snooki looked better than you last night. I actually thought that if you wore earplugs and took the gum out of her mouth….Snooki looked beautiful. She’s looked like a vertically challenged Kardashian!
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No. This isn’t Gaga. This is Nicki Minaj. This is ridiculous. Aside from the intestines on her head, the Michael Jackson mask, Madonna cone boobs, and the attempt to upstage Gaga…it was REALLY ORIGINAL!
I think Nicki is uber-talented. I wish she would just sing. Or at least lend her mask to Snooki.
Did you watch the awards last night? What did I miss??
I totally looked at that crazy Minaj and thought she is trying hard to upstage Gaga, but at least when Gaga does it, there’s one concept going on, while Nicky threw about 5 different crazy ideas up in the air and ran around catching whatever fell on her. It looked flat out absurd.
Totally agree with Christina on Lil Wayne, too – if you have to blank out over 40% of the song, it may not be the best choice for a widely televised event? I know they like to bring the crazy but seriously.
Not sure I’m ready to see Chris Brown honoured so much yet, either. I know the man can dance. I know he can’t be punished forever. But still? Not there yet.
I think Gaga can put Joe Calderone to rest. Not a fan of that guy. Especially when he was creeping on Brit as she accepted her award. I wished they had done more for her with her dance tribute.
Did you see Beyonce perform? She killed it – and with a baby on board too. Loved that! Also loved seeing JayZ and Kanye’s reaction when she was done.
Umm what else…Lil Wayne performing? I may as well have kept the tv on mute there was so much censoring going on…
I missed the Gomez/Biebs interview. I will have to google…
i’m with you on miley on one hand…but she’s been trashed so much for being trashy the po’ girl can’t win. (speaking of celebrity, who did i see in saturday’s paper?)