I wanted to do a live blog last night from the Teen Choice Awards. It was my plan – I really want to do that once award season hits in the fall/winter. So I sat down with my computer – turned on the awards and realized a couple things.
a. Who the hell are 90% of these people? Honestly – I had no clue who the majority of these people were – there are lots of Nina’s and Kellan’s and vampires and things. I was happy to see Cameron Diaz and Jason Bateman – I wonder if any of these kids watched him on Valerie??
b. SHUT UP TEENAGERS!!! For the love of god – stop the screaming. I get it – ‘you love them’… I wonder if I would have screamed that way at Bob Dylan and John McEnroe when I was 13?
But I did make note of some fashion trends:
Leather. Women are wearing leather dresses. They look beautiful – here is Blake (I get to sleep with Leo and you don’t) Lively and Elizabeth (I get you confused with the chick from Cocktail) Banks but umm don’t you sweat? Like don’t you sweat a LOT? I’d have diaper rash and mice could swim between my boobs if I ever wore a leather dress.
In other fashion notes – here’s what you probably shouldn’t wear to the TEEN Choice awards. Leave the boobs at home sweetheart….
This is Alexa Vega? No idea – my guess is she’s either a vampire, cheerleader, mean girl or she sings about breaking up with a boy and being sad.
Then there was my favourite reality tv family – the Kardashians. Who knew that Kim and the one with the baby are so elfin? Seriously is Bruce Jenner 8 ft tall because his two daughters are TALL. I also need Kim to loosen her ponytail because my head is hurting. I will not comment on Khloe because I love her.
Stay tuned for September when the Emmy’s hit. I’ll try the live blog for that one because my ears should stop ringing by then from the Teen Choice Awards.
Fun! Only, I have no idea who any of those people are either…
Love it! mice would squirm and swim between my boobs as well if I wore leather……actually I used to wear leather before I had kiddies but thats another story. As for the screaming teenagers – hope your ears stop ringing soon:)