Racy title right? But not what you’re thinking! So it seems like Rachel Uchitel – Tiger’s main mistress, and the woman that put Elin over the edge and the club in her hand – has apparently blown her settlement.
Let’s read this together. Ten million dollars. She had an ongoing affair with a married sports star and to keep her mouth shut, Tiger gave her ten million dollars. All she had to do was not talk about it. But apparently, a taste of fame was too much – so she decided to join the D-listers at Celebrity Rehab and talk indirectly about Tiger in interviews. And she had to return ten million dollars. Je-sus…I would have spent half that dough in the last year. She must be a really good saver!
In a Shania Twain twist to this…apparently Elin Nordgren, Tiger’s beyond wealthy ex-wife, is now dating Rachel Uchitel’s ex. Are you following all this?? The rumour is Rachel told him about Tiger and he said ‘no biggy, I’ll just date his wife.’ Charming. But where is Tiger?? Well, he’s standing in line collecting food stamps because the word is that he’s going broke. Well broke for Tiger I guess because really….he just got ten million bucks back from Rachel Uchitel right?
Tune in next week when the story goes full circle and Rachel Uchitel becomes the nanny for Jesper Parnevik.
What I can’t believe is that she actually gave it back;)
the rate i’m blowing through money i’d keep my mouth shut for $20.