SURPRISE! Everyone is crazy on the Bachelor! Well, almost everyone, because I kind of adore Ashley and her excitement at the kind-of creepy amusement park date (at least there were no clowns) and I kind of love that Brad said this: “I made a stronger connection tonight than I did in a whole month last time.” And based on that borderline uncomfortable ferris-wheel kiss, it seems that Brad kind of adores her as well.
Another SURPRISE! Michelle whines about it being her birthday (Not her 29th. Not her 31st. Her 30th. OMG.) and so therefore she deserves all the attention and doesn’t get it and makes a big deal out of it and snags herself a pity rose. “I got everything I ever wanted for my birthday!” Oh, Michelle, I hope you wanted to go home next week…because that is where you are headed. SO pretty. What a giant waste.
Hey, did you know it was Michelle’s birthday?
And yet another SURPRISE! A catfight between Melissa (remeber her from the whole blood donor shooting fiasco where she got jealous and ran in and started kissing Brad and scaring children?? Yeah…um…her) and Raichel. “You’re an energy suck!” “Yeah, well, you are fake!” “Yeah, well you are a psycho!” Well, guess what girls? You had your 15 minutes of catfighting and now you get to go home. Wheee!
FangGirl stays another week. Hrm.
Hey, did you know it was Michelle’s birthday?
Sara…you mean, like, maybe looking PREGNANT?
Sara…you mean, like, maybe looking PREGNANT?
lol
can we talk about Ali looking a bit weird? hmmm
oh it’s Michelle’s birthday. SHUT UP MICHELLE. Wow – wait till she’s 40 – it’ll be crazy.
there’s a whole whack of crazy…can’t wait for next week…