Well, so not only do we have Andrew, the creepy possible sabateour (mmmmoley moley moley) Orthodox Jewish dude who wears a “Yom Kippur” (Oh, Rachel. Oh dumb, dumb big-boobed Rachel), but I sort of, kind of know this guy. That is to say that he is the ex-brother-in-law of a friend of mine and his daughter and mine were friends a few years back when she and Andrew’s ex-wife lived in Toronto. Small world, eh? I would just like to point out before I start talking about this season that Andrew is a giant tool, and he kind of makes Orthodox Jews look bad. I know many, and they are awesome. I mean, HI, SHE is one!
Now, onto this season.
Why is it that EVERYONE feels the need to lie about what they do and who they are? The professor says he’s a student, the chemist says she’s a Vegas bartender maybe?, and good god, the doctor says he sells real estate. I mean, he takes the charade as far as to NOT HELP when he could have used his mad doctor skills. Interesting. Do these people not realize that it’s never a question of WHO DESERVES THE MONEY? No one is like, oh, that person is jobless, let’s chuck the whole game and give her the check right now.
So, we have the eye candy, Brenden the gym coach and swim teacher and Hayden, the first HOH, and, according to him, the most competitive person you’ll ever meet.
We have Kathy, the token 40-year-old.
We have Britney, the backwoods Blonde.
We have Ragan, the token gay dude.
We have Enzo, the token Jersey shore guy, who wasn’t good looking enough to actually BE on the real Jersey Shore. Someone needs to teach him about the GTL, baby.
We have Matt, the MENSA dude who just really seems like an asshole.
We have Lane, the token backwoods, aw shucks guy.
And then we have Monet, who says “I really hope the other houseguests are up to my standards because I don’t want to be around anyone who is gross, or just plain old nasty.” UM. Okay.
And then we have the people whose names I don’t even know because they were so incredibly boring. Kristen maybe? (who, by the way, I totally think is the mole) and Annie? The bisexual who finds that to be the only way she defines herself and yet doesn’t want to disclose this fact.
So, um, YES. I am so (embarrassingly) excited to see how this season will unfold. Everyone is a saboteur suspect! Everyone is paranoid! Everyone is looking at Rachel’s boobs! It’s awesome.
And, you know, there are some hot dog suits too.
I think the sherrif is the saboteur! Boob girl is disgusting and Andrew is a pompous ass (in real life, too). He used to be married to my cousin
I have to admit, I’m a total junky but am not sure I’ll like it like last year. I was a TOTAL JEFF/JORDAN fan.
I do like the bohunk Brenden and the redneck looks like he’s going to blow and kill someone.
also? i watch the Showtime After Dark every evening for three hours. I seriously need to invest in a hobby.
YES.
but I don’t want to spoil on here. it’s not fair for those who don’t like to be spoiled!!!
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Ditto! Monet is this years Chima.
Britney gave herself away as rider-of-the-coat-tails when she squealed – and jumped – for joy after she was taken out of the game for an “injury”
And the saboteur – it is so ridiculous I couldn’t help but laugh whenever he/she came on the screen…
There had already been some make out sessions, noms have been given out and the first POV has already been played!
LOVE live feeds and spolier sites!!!