Well, one thing is very clear this season…Jake may very well be the first Bachelor to quit the show before it’s over. Heh. Although, we ALL know that’s not true because, well, we already know who wins his heart. (barf)
Oh, I am neither shocked nor unhappy to see Michelle and Elizabeth go – – – and before the rose ceremony to boot. Michelle with her “GO ON KISS ME SERGEANT!” and then complaining that that’s all she got?!?? Wow. ISSUES, much? And Elizabeth? THE GAMES. my god…don’t kiss me, but you want to kiss me, right? but whatever you do, don’t kiss me.
Best line of the night? “You know you’re the Bachelor when every girl you ask out on a date says yes” oh, Jakey…how you are growing on me.
But, can we talk for a second how unfair it was to force these girls to GET ON STAGE and perform comedy? OUCH. That is almost worse than the bungee jumping date.
Worst line of the night? “I’m on Cloud Jake” – BARF. again.
Also? I am over the kid date. Why must those happen? Seriously.
I kind of hate to say this…I’m pretty sure Jake got rid of all the good people on the first night….because I don’t really find anyone all that likable this season. Poo. It would have been in Ali’s best interest to, I don’t know, keep her mouth shut. my god, all she does is make herself look worse.
If there is one thing I DON’T want to see, it’s Spencer Pratt’s pasty a** on my TV screen, especially if it’s anywhere near his wife, who appears to be made of Playdough. I threw up in my mouth just typing that. This man is a bottom feeder. Please die, soon. And why the h*ll is he BEIGE?!? I don’t know if he’s a albino who discovered spray tanning or what, but he’s the only person I’ve ever seen who is truly monochromatic. 🙂