the good
- small town girl who loves her mama, loves jesus and her horses too
- the nanny. Simon is totally going to corrupt that poor girl. and he had me laughing my arse off when he made the "honey, i’m just going to look something up on internet" crack. she needs a good haircut and brush, though
- dreads. love.
- Angela…she’s the one with the daughter with Rett’s. i love her.
the bad
- Sparkles Cohen. it’s okay, though, because now she’s going into ‘actressing’ Willem Defoe. ahahaha
- Temptress. yikes.
- Taylor Hicks back-up singer? i can’t believe she made it through to Hollywood. i thought she was dreadful
- go down moses. he most certainly went down.
the ugly
- Princess Leia. clearly, the force wasn’t feeling her tonight. that’s saved for all the dudes at the LA convention. which was in LA, duh! and of course, she’s on myspace!
- Bikini Boy. I’m sorry, but no one does a waxing-chest scene as good as Steve Carrell.
- ‘no sex allowed’ dude. what. the. hell.
the best line of the night: "If she were Columbo, i’d Peter Faulk-her"
‘other door’ count? sadly, only one.
I’m pretty sure my lust for the hot dreadlocks guy cracked through my tv. I love the American Idol tryouts.
Of COURSE she has a myspace! LMAO. Watching that show was interesting, to say the least.
The Stalker guy? Professional comedian.
And I agree with you – I liked those four so much that I’m hoping, somewhat wistfully, that all of them make it.
That dud was CREEPY with the song he sang to Paula.
Oh, how I love the auditions, though!
Willem Dafoe was frickin HILARIOUS!! Simon totally cracked me up. I will Peter Faulk you?!?! Again, hilarious.
I loved Princess Leia. I thought she should have made it just for the Dork factor. I felt a little bad for her. Temptress though…yikes. See her Mama?
Go Down Moses…doesn’t get much worse than that.