so, you’ve all heard that the newest in the who’s-got-a-celebrity-sex-tape scandal is none other than mini-me himself, Mr. Verne Troyer.
ew.
just ew.
anyway, everyone wants to know who this full-sized partner actually is.
well, she’s an aspiring actress and Verne Troyer’s ex-girlfriend and her name is Ranae Shrider. She’s 22 and she’s from Kentucky.
AND she and i have the same glasses. oy.
ew some more. the good thing is that our glasses seem to be the ONLY thing we have in common.
i am not sure what I am more disturbed about, the fact that there is a Verne Troyer sex-tape or the fact that I clicked on the link.
Um. I feel bad at how gross I think that was. Why did I click on it?!
Firs,t hmm, they changed things at UrbanMoms… or at least I think they did. You no longer NEED an account to comment?
&throws confetti up, then shiudders*
Ew, not the celebrity I want to have a sex tape thanks. Now, if it was like, APolo Ohno or Kyle Schmid… ew would not be in the vocab.