Monday Morning…um…Mews?

thing #1: Katie Holmes seriously cannot dress herself. What is this getup she donned at the Broadway premiere of All My Sons this week?!?

and apparently, she designed this Juliette Lewis-type jumpsuit all on her very own. sheesh.

thing #2: The father of Madonna’s adopted son David Banda wants him back!

According to the Sun, after seeing a photo of David, Banda said: "He doesn’t look happy in this picture. He looks bewildered. If
there is no love in the family, is there any love for him?

"This is a new and terrible thing to happen to him. I am too upset to think
clearly. He is only three years old and he has been through so much.

"I have the joy of a new family and I even have a new son. But now when I
think of David in danger of living outside a family life I find it
unbearable, I find it hard to believe God intended this.

"This woman Madonna told me herself that David was beautiful and made her
happy and she promised to take good care of him.

"Now I see him in a big bewildering crowd in the street with people pushing
and shoving, and many cameras around, and without a mother and father to
hold his hand. I’m feeling bad for him."

thing #3:  in more Madonna news, apparently, she and her boy toy A-Rod have had themselves a secret NYC apartment since 2007!

Ok Magazine reports: "the Material Girl was making frequent trips to a NYC building back in
July of 2007, where New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez had an apartment!
Columnist Roger Friedman writes that in July 2007, A-Rod "had sublet a
‘secret love shack’ in the Time Warner Center. I confirmed that Madonna
was a frequent guest to the building, which was a very different
address from the apartment A-Rod shared with his now ex-wife." Friedman
goes on to say that the Time Warner building is just "a couple of
blocks away from Madonna’s digs on Central Park West." That same Time
Warner apartment, owned by a New York lawyer, is reportedly still
occupied by Rodriguez."

CLASSY!