Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are now official card-carrying members of a new club. it’s the i’m-a-celebrity-so-i-gave-my-child-a-ridiculous-name club!
the new parents welcomed their 7 pounds, 11oz bundle of baby boy joy, WAIT FOR IT,
Bronx Mowgli Wentz late last week.
Bronx. yes. as in the Borough.
Mowgli. yes. as in this.
from the Jungle Book.
awesome.
other card-carrying members of this club:
Shannyn Sossamon for naming her son Audio Science
Jason Lee for naming his son Pilot Inspekter
Gwen Stefani for naming her son Zuma Nesta Rock
Nicolas Cage for naming his son Kal-El (after Superman)
No, wait. Imagine screaming that out the back door when you need him to come inside. “Bronx Mowgli, come in & finish your homework!”
Holy. That’s all I can come up with on that!!!