It never fails to amaze me how one minute my children can be fighting like cats and dogs and then a few minutes later they are protecting each other from the wrath of the MOMMY. One would think that with so many siblings they would be eager to rat each other out, allowing them to be in the spot light for once as the really good child. HA! NEVER! Instead they allowed a new child to enter our humble home, one who could take the fall for anything and everything, and the best part? This new child is invisible! That’s right I have never seen him but let me tell you this child is nothing but trouble – serious crazy trouble!
The other day I after spending what seemed like hours cleaning up two of the boys bedroom I walked in only to find it a complete disaster! When I called the boys in for questioning they didn’t hesitate to spill the beans.
“Who made this mess?” I asked (okay I probably screamed that…)
Ryley looked me in the eye and responded “Idunno.”
I turned to Sebastian and he quickly responded “Idunno” as well.
Apparently we have a new child and his name is Idunno.
Feeling very clever I asked them where Idunno was. They didn’t seem to know.
According to my own children Idunno is responsible for a string of behaviours in this house such as a broken window, drawing on the walls, toys in the toilet bowl, eating a bowl full of sour candies, throwing toys all over the house, wrecking a skateboard, breaking DVD’s, losing video games, leaving food and candie wrappers on the floor or kitchen counter, staining the new carpet, and hurting the babies…….
Sneaky child this Idunno is because whenever trouble brews he disappears really fast and I have yet to catch him. Perhaps this child is a future track star?
Has a child called Idunno been to your house lately?
Until next time,
Chantel,momof8crazymonkeys
Wow Chantel – you both amaze me. Truly. I’m so glad you found the right dosage and medications for him.