As you know, we recently published the what not to wear when you are not wearing anything else list for women.
It is critical that we get the male version out there ASAP. This may be national emergency. I need your help. I don’t feel that we need to limit the list to 10.
Male nudity should never be interrupted by the addition of any of the following things-
1. A megaphone- this is not a sporting event
2. a whistle
3. An umpire’s shirt
4. a clipboard- no scorekeeping at a time like this
5. A stopwatch. Master’s and Johnson has consistently maintained that we need 20 minutes on average -so put the watch away.
6. A trucker’s cap
7.A mouth guard
8. A life jacket
9. Hedge trimmers
10.A bow tie
11. Construction vest
12. Leg weights
13. A speedo
14. A clown’s nose
15. Black socks
16 Suspenders
What needs to be added? Step up girls, now is your chance to speak. If we can get the list circulated, you may never need to say “I have a headache” again.
excellent list girls. I know you would come through. The “pumps” one scared the wits out of me
Your list made me laugh. #13 The Speedo– reminds me of when my ex-husband started to wear a speedo (and horror of all horrors at my parent’s cottage). This was when I knew it was definitely over.
Women’s anything, unless you are both into that.
Too much cologne or hair goop.
Your smartphone.
The scent of an other Woman ..who could argue with that!!!
pumps…no need to not ask, just sayin’… 🙂
Sunglasses, an elf hat, or flowers. Like Sara, don’t ask 😉
glasses..sorry, you can’t see in the dark anyway!
A chain of any sort.
Socks of any sort.
A chain and socks combined of any sort.
a bandana…don’t ask…