I have no problem with being naked. In fact, my children often tell me to cover up.
I think the human body is a beautiful thing(mostly).
However, I think nudity should never be interrupted by the addition of any of the following things- (This list was composed by a friend of mine 20 years ago and I could not agree more).
1. A shower cap
2.Knee highs
3. A lace collar
4.A clipboard
5. A trucker hat
6. An orthodontic headgear
7.A lifejacket
9. A wide elastic cinch belt
10.
Ok I cannot remember #10 – I need your help- anything to add to the list?
great answers! I am going to have to get busy with a list for men. Actually what am I talking about -I know it by heart.
That was easy. Will publish soon.
You know those brightly coloured terry-cloth wrist-bands? Those. No one should wear those while naked. Ever. That’s not to say that sweating while naked is necessarily a bad thing (ahem). It’s just that if one anticipates needing some sort of absorptive material to prevent ones’ hands from getting too slippery…. Okay, I’ll stop now. Great post!
but not knee socks with sock suspenders….
Heh.
Oh, I dunno – it depends on the knee socks… 😉
alice took mine! black socks!
also, just a bra. don’t know why, but that wigs me out!
Oooh Nanc! I love this list too!!!!!!!
The visual of the orthodontic headgear is too much for me.
I’m going with sunglasses…cause if you’re naked and need them…you probably shouldn’t be naked….
Rubber boots.
Black socks – men, I’m looking at you here.
practically a form of birth control, Rockford.
Curlers for number 10.