I started blogging about Will and I so I’d have a record to show him later about what we’ve been through. I’m planning on saving them all. A few of them, like today’s, I’ll likely hold on to as a bribe for when he’s older. Behave or else I’m posting this to your Facebook page dude!!!
My Tuesday started off with this email from my friend Paula, who has a son Will’s age.
Subject: OH DEAR
my son, this morning. boner. first time me see. disgusting and disturbing.
The back and forth convo after this was one for the ages and basically revolved around my shock that she hadn’t seen it yet and my admission that…
a. like most ‘men’ my guy starts every..single..morning..with one.
b. don’t call CAS on me, but if he is having a hairy fit when I change his diaper, I’ll fan my hand over his package to make him laugh..(is that bad??)
Paula and I were also discussing the hilarity in their discovery of their ‘twigs and berries’. Last summer Will and his buddy Grayson were quite interested in one anothers in the pool (again..bribe worthy story). Lately, Will likes to ‘catch’ his in a book and yank it!!! WTF?!?! Doesn’t this hurt? Why does he dramatically wail if he knocks his knee on a chair but he can slam his penis in a book and laugh like it’s the most hysterical thing in the world.
Hmm…sort of makes you wonder if all these grown men are just faking the pain???
What about you guys? Any hilarity in your kids disoveries??
And this picture has abso-freaking nothing to do with this post…I just figured it’s almost as embarrasing as your Mom writing about your package…so maybe if he ever reads this, he’ll be more pissed off at the picture??? Ah ‘Pink Day’ how I loved you!!!
Hilarious! A book! During a diaper change as soon as the diaper’s down my son’s got his hand in there giving it a good tug. He really goes at it since he gets so few chances in a day I suppose. I too thought what he was doing would surely hurt.
My son is 4 (my other is 19 and I can’t remember), and yes it grossed me out the first time I saw ‘it’ in full size. Then when my husband saw it, it was like ‘do you see that, look, look do you see it’. It totally must be a guy thing! Every once in awhile my little one will say ‘look mom, my wee wee is getting longer’. Needless to say all the emotions and anxiety you feel all at once. You want to laugh but you must keep a straight face and pretend like you don’t care about it. Boys!
So my friend tells a story of her 2 boys in the bath with her husband”supervising” , which is a joke in itself, and him tell the boys that they are only allowed to pull their own and not their brothers…
Or the time when Chickie was hanging in the wading pool with them( all naked) …and being the typical boys, they decided to pee everywhere..holding their little penis’..Chickie thought it looked liked fun..and she searched and searched, but could not find a penis of her own!!!
Ahhh, to be the mother of a boy. I’ve definitely figured out a lot of the stuff that totally had me stumped as a teenager 😉 Just wait until your boy gets older! The questions nearly make me faint but one is forced to stay calm in order to keep the lines of communication open.
Btw, I’m fairly sure that the book slamming is the little boys version of the crotch grab. The pain, I have on good authority from my son and his pals, is caused by impact to the “balls”. That one’s all pleasure 😛
Laughed out loud at this one. Awesome!!!