Have you ever walked into this store??
well, once you get past the half-naked stunning door greeters and the herds of people and the loud music…there’s a smell.
mmm…a smell. smells like, well, sex. at least to me.
so, i bought it. in case you are wondering, the smell of the store is called Fierce. and i wear it. every single day.
there’s just one little snag
have you figured it out yet???
it’s COLOGNE.
which means, it’s, um, for MEN.
but i really don’t care. I really don’t think that i smell overly MANLY. The poor Vera Wang i’ve been wearing for 4 years has been sitting, unused, since i started wearing the fierce. sure, the smell is purty, but it’s not SEXY.
According to recent studies…pumpkin pie is the most arousing smell for men, followed closely by cinnamon buns and doughnuts. so, it seems that men want their women to smell like bakeries. not like male abercombie and fitch models.
or there’s even a spray:
you can even buy spray that smells like sushi.
maybe it’s not his heart we get to through his stomach, maybe it’s his loins.
rawr.
I’m pretty sure the same company that makes the Sushi scent also produces a “Dirt” scent. Yeah….
I think you got it right, Ali. Fierce is much better than baked goods and raw fish.
Actually, I don’t know what’s worse…. The sushi or the pumpkin pie? Blech! You are SO FIERCE, Mrs. Martell! FIERCE!
Ummm I thought women smelling like dead fish was a BAD thing? Did I miss a memo somewhere??
Ali i’m still choking on the homemade muffin i was eating when i started reading your post men like women who smell like bakeries.pumpkin? sushi?how disgusting i don’t want to smell like raw fish.huh?and when i was in my 20’s my fave scent was mens colonge dakar noir.is that the right name.so umm wheres the store with half naked men who smell like sex?