the mouths of babes #451 – The Emily Edition

because everyone thinks my kids are hilarious**

Last night i was cuddling with Emily in my bed. It’s one of my most favorite things to do. I’m always cold and she’s always hot, so we are a perfect cuddling match. She’s like my very own hot water bottle. So, she’s lying with me and then looks down (at her privates, possibly) and says "Now that’s enough out of you!!" and goes back to watching tv with me. The OC, but, shh, don’t tell. a couple minutes later she does it again. looks down and says "i told you to stop!"

"emma, what’re you doing?"

"Mommy, my stomach is way too loud. I can’t hear myself think!"

hahahaha.

then, later in the conversation she says.

"Mommy, is it okay if i get a job? I really want one. "

"Where do you want to work, babe?"

"I was thinking Tim Hortons. That way i can get you free coffee"

what a wiener!!

**wait, what? it’s only me??