this post was going to be about Kate Walsh and her disgustingly amazing 40-year-old body. look at her stomach! just look at it!
today was going to be all about inspiration. the body i have (something britney-ish, just not quite as doughy). the body i think i could have (Hayden Panettiere). the body i will never have (Jessica Biel).
but alas…
yesterday, i stupidly made some jokes on several blogs…several blogs about barf. i joked that i shouldn’t get too close…they might be contagious.
well, karma is a bitch, my dears.
because guess what my son did last night?
yeah…i don’t even think i need to tell you. he caught the internet virus that’s going around.
(but, lucky for me, the husband, who had been out until 2am, playing Rock Band with his friends, got to deal with it. as he put it, "it’s amazing how quickly i can go from zero to hero" no truer words were ever spoken. i. don’t. do. barf. i dealt with Isabella from 10 until 2, when she croup-coughed herself awake and refused to go back to sleep. so we watched House. i dealt with Josh complaining that his throat felt funny. and that his stomach was hurting. i dealt with the prayer – the prayer because i KNEW he was going to barf…and i was praying that he’d just hold out until Daddy was done being 175th best in the world at singing In Bloom. and alas, he pulled through. yay Josh!)
(in case you’re wondering, he only went one round. barfed in bed. and slept until morning. and he felt fine. i think we got off easy this time. but i still kept him home from school. because i am a good samaritan. i HATE moms who send their kids to school after barfing episodes. keep them and their little germs at home please!!!)
must be going around, my girl puked yesterday…disgusting. i refused to clean it up and made my husband do it. i hate kate walsh – that is just wrong and unfair.
Oh MAN!! I finally caught it yesterday. I am resisting the urge to barf in Renny’s bed. Payback is a bitch, but maybe Momma shouldn’t be. 🙂 Hang in there.
I now hate Kate Walsh. She hasn’t had kids has she — must be why……. Glad the Gib dealt with the puke. You don’t. do. puke. 😉
I guessing Kate didn’t just eat 10 butter cookies like I did here at work .. but man, I am happy 🙂 (for now..boo hoo… )
Oh, I am so sorry if we infected you via the interwebs. Mimi apologizes too. 😉
Kate Walsh’s stomach says “Hello, I have no children to me” and honestly, I would so much rather have my doughy stomach and my kids….
Good for YOU for keeping your poor sick munchkin hope – I HATE it when parents send sick kids to school.
Ok, so if I had enough money/time to hire a personal trainer and if I hadn’t had my uterus push my stomach out to the size of a watermelon twice, my stomach too would look as good as Kate’s. Three times the size of a watermelon? C’mon!
No. I refuse to believe she is 40. She is only 22.
The barf? Yuck. But luckily, ours was a two-shot deal and then no more. If you caught the virus from me, know that it isn’t a doozy.
Knock on wood.
My hubby is the barf hater. Not that I like it or anything but he does this whole dramatic gagging semi-barf thing which makes me want to puke so I just tell him to get lost.
Wow. Kate Walsh looks amazing. It just ain’t fair 🙁
hi Ali,oh i hate puke…but of course even while i am gagging i get to clean it…