Hi Gorgeouses!
I just got back from a night at the ballet — my second ballet at the new Four Season’s Centre for the Performing Arts. It was très gorj. More on this at The Cheaty Monkey. For now, I’m thinking I’d like to get to bed at some point, so let’s get this show on the road, shall we? So… (say it with me:) CHECK IT!!!:
GOOD GORJ VIETNAM!
Photo c/o PerezHilton.com.
Photo c/o Just Jared.
Gorj. Simply gorj. Brad and Ang are celebrating Thanksgiving in Vietnam. And, the people of Vietnam are very thankful…. GORJ. They don’t even look real!
CARRIE UNDERWOOD FABULOUS AT THE AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS
Those legs — omigosh — THOSE LEGS! This girl is absolutely gorj, and she’s got a totally fab voice. And, she seems totally normal in interviews. I saw her on Ellen and was très impressed. LOVE!
THE WHO’S WHO AT PARIS HILTON’S POST-AMA PARTY
Doesn’t get any greener than this hideous dress. Check how she’s sucking up to that cop. And, he’s totally digging it…. He totally saw the video….
Dave Navarro, and a very ana-looking Ashlee Simpson attended….
Of course, Paris’s new BFF was in attendance, wearing the above jeans when she walked in, and…
…then somehow ended up in this midriff-bearing bellydancing get-up….WTF?!?
MORE BRITNEY AND PARIS IN VEGAS
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
Looks like Brit’s learning more than a thing or two from Paris…. At least she’s wearing underwear…. Oh, and, Britney? It’s party-all-the-time in Vegas — do you know where your CHILDREN are??
HEIDI AND SEAL’S BABY HAS ARRIVED!
8 pounds, 11 ounces. Boy. Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel. (Yes, that would be the baby’s full name….)
JUDE LAW SKATING WITH THE KIDDIES
Photos c/o Just Jared.
Photo c/o Just Jared.
CUTIES! And, he’s not dressed half bad!?!
BOOTED FROM AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL?
It was Michelle’s time to go this week. Amanda, her twin, will go next week; I mean, Tyra basically told Amanda she had no talent and that she was only staying because she wanted it bad (and, hellooo, she’s said a gazillion times that she doesn’t know what she wants!)…. Anyway, it’s about time a twin went. Niether of them have a stitch of talent, and no real-life experience to draw on. And, Michelle’s either totally dumb for saying, in the panel challenge, that she had the least potential to win ANTM (DUHHHH!), or she was sweet enough to take the plunge for her sister’s sake. I don’t know. It’s irrelevant. Amanda’s going next. I repeat.
Okay, I’m getting to bed. No-internet-all-day (don’t. talk. to. me. about. it) plus the ballet has made for a very tired girl and late night. (It’s freaking past 1am!!!) Hence, I’m a little blank tonight. Forgive. So, you tell me: what do you think of today’s gossip? Maybe Britney deserved Kevin Federslime after all…. Maybe she’s the slimeball…? How gorj is Carrie Underwood? Do you LOVE her? Anyone want to talk about Grey’s or Survivor? I’m still not caught up….but that shouldn’t stop you from discussing.
Come visit me at The Cheaty Monkey. And, if you want to get specific: Cheaty’s Best-Dressed and Worst-Dressed lists are up! CHECK IT!!!!
xo Haley-O!
I can see that other girl on ANTM going home… eugena I think her name is. I havent liked hardly any of her photos. The last one was good… but shes had A LOT of bad ones… and she is soooo quiet… I think a top model really needs some personality… and I’m sure she has some, but you just cant see it much. Shes just real sweet and quiet haha.
Michelle was better at taking photos than her sis I think… but I do believe it was all luck in her case .
Neither one of them can walk well… I mean they walk fine, but not run way models by any means. maybe catalog models.
Any who.
Im just glad Michelle was being honest 🙂
I can’t imagine being out all night away from my child ESPECIALLY when some sleazebag is battling for custody. I just don’t get it.
And Amanda’s totally going…but I think they’ll wait a few more times before they toss her.
i actually think that Amanda might win…they are building up for Melrose to win…so she totally won’t…and Caridee was an obvious winner until the last few weeks…(girl. can’t. act. to. save. her. life) and eugenia’s just fading in the background for me. i think she’s gone next week.
I can’t stand the Brit stuff…where are her kids?!!
As for Carrie – would DIE for those legs! She does seem sweet. Hope fame doesn’t go to her head.
I actually really liked Michelle. Thought she looked gorj in her pics but her heart just wasn’t in it. Can’t really blame her if you need to be like Melrose or Ms. J. (WTF?) to be successful in that business.
K, Haley. You and I are going to rent Grey’s and get caught up on it. I watched it last night and really wished I had seen it from the beginning…k?