Hi Gorgeouses!
I’ve had the longest day evah! The monkey has a little cough, so I decided to keep her at home all day — which means I had to entertain her all the live-long day…. When 5pm rolled around, I was set free by the hubby, and left the house to go to dinner and the ballet with my mom. For more on this giggly, sparkly evening, see here (but y’all come back now, ya hear!?). Otherwise, stick around, and check it!
PURTY SURI AT TOM AND KATIE’S PRE-WEDDING DINNER (IN ROME)!
I think we all can see where Katie’s pregnancy weight went. Ahem. (See Tom’s chin….)
JENNIFER LOPEZ AND MARC ANTHONY LAND IN ROME
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!! The horror! The horror! I never thought I’d say this about a man, but Marc could do with some makeup….And, some food. He and J-Lo are in Rome for Tom and Katie’s wedding, along with Brooke Shields, Jada Pinkett-Smith, Jerry Bruckheimer, all the Scientologists….Poor Rome….
ANGELINA AT MCDONALDS IN MUMBAI!
You couldn’t pay me to eat at McDonalds. But, she looks absolutely gorj — even in this unfortunate setting….
AND THE WINNER IS….
For all two of you who were wondering, Emmitt Smith won Dancing With the Stars. Woopdeedoo! I just say thank goodness this show is over. Maybe now there’ll be some good TV on Tuesday nights!
PARIS HILTON HAS BIG HANDS AND FEET
Saturday Night Live writer Tina Fey was interviewed by Howard Stern recently. When asked who her least favourite hosts were, Tina said Paris Hilton was terribly horrible. Apparently, Paris gave them strict orders as to what they could joke about and what they couldn’t. And, she insisted on writing the jokes with/for them! Can you believe? Tina said it was a nightmare. She also said that Paris is pretty fugly in real life — big hands and feet, and she’s ridiculously self-obsessed. Needless to say, Paris won’t be invited back to SNL. Tina and fellow writers, I repeat, hated her. HATE! Unsurprisingly, SNL loves Alec Baldwin. They say he’s the nicest guy and a pleasure to work with. Sweetness!
GEORGE CLOONEY VOTED PEOPLE’S SEXIEST MAN ALIVE
I do not get this. He’s got nothing on my Clive! In my humble-but-know-it-all opinion, Clive is the sexiest man alive — hands down!
Hottie hot hot, me and Clive in a pot! LOVE!
THE OLSEN TWINS AT A PARTY (IN THEIR HONOUR) HOSTED BY TEEN VOGUE
Can someone please tell the Olsen twins that Halloween is, like, over?
So, Gorgeouses, do you think George Clooney is the sexiest man alive? Discuss.
Got any big plans for the weekend? Do share.
Wanna hear about my night out tonight? Check it.
xo Haley-O!
I’ve heard the same thing aboot Paris in real life.
Tina Fey is the bizomb! Sharp, funny, cute, the tripple crown.
Have you seen 30 rock? Wicked funny! Must see TV. Ha ha to be had.
Fo Sho!
As for Clive and the SMA award, H.O., I love him, but I would have sex with George Cloony. Well at least BJ.
He’s too cool.
For school.
Have you watched ocean’s 11/12? Rico Sauve!!
Ive never seen Tom and Katies baby! Thats the 1st photo Ive seen. She is sooo cute. I love her hair. Shes going to be very pretty.
hi haley,paris hilton is ridiculous.marc anthony needs food,doesn’t j lo know how to cook oh wait they pay someone to do that.suri has lots of hair and very big eyes.all babies are cute.whats with those olsen twins?and they supposedly design clothes?i think george clooney is charming more than hot.are we allowed to like write comments that long.lol
I just have to say that I think Suri Cruise is STUNNING! I mean, my kids are gorgeous and I’m not one to gush over other kids, but TomKat’s kid is really really pretty.
whoa..you miss all morning and all hell breaks loose around here.
i did enjoy the “check it” from Jeff, i must say.
if you want to talk about survivor…come over and see me, people. that’s where the good greys and survivor recaps are…didn’t you know that?
tom’s chin??!! i’m still giggling.
George clooney is NOT sexy. certainly not sexy enough to get this title TWICE! ew. there are many more deserving men.
Whew! It’s hot in here for a Friday, isn’t it!? Thanks Jeff. I’ve calmed down, and composed myself now. Happy. BITCHES! Ha…
Maria asked what I have against the golden arches — her comment is on the post below. I knew this opinion would be a bit contentious, which is all good, of course. I’m a vegetarian — so, naturally, I’m not fond of McDonalds. I’m also a health nut. Another reason why I’m not fond of any fast food restaurants….I like whole foods, as close to the earth as possible. See? Told ya I was a (health) nut! 😉 Hope that answers your question. 🙂
uhm, no need to shout 😛
JEFF, SHUT IT! 😉 I’M DONE *WRITING* ABOUT SURVIVOR BECAUSE IT BARELY KEEPS MY ATTENTION, BUT THAT EPISODE I DID WRITE ABOUT WAS THE FIRST GOOD ONE IN MONTHS.
PLUS, TO BE HONEST, MOST PEOPLE COME HERE FOR GOSSIP, METHINKS. I’M HAVING A BIT OF AN IDENTITY CRISIS — REALITY TV RECAPS ISN’T GOSSIP, YOU KNOW? SO, I FELT LIKE NOBODY BUT YOU WAS READING IT. PLUS, I WAS GETTING EVERYONE MIXED UP BECAUSE THE SHOW DIDN’T ENGAGE ME ENOUGH. I’D RATHER JUST WRITE GOSSIP, YOU KNOW?
XO! 🙂
George Clooney Totally HOT!
Haley – you tell us you’re done with Survivor, then the next week you’re still writing about it. Methinks thou dost protest too much.
And come on, people… “artsy fartsy” was pretty clever… if you don’t get that, read her other blog!
George is gorj, yep. Don’t love Paris, never will, but don’t love Alec either. Marc Anthony (& JLo for that matter), ew. I don’t think Suri is cute AT.ALL. And fatso Tom, really. blech. Ha – good thing it’s Friday & I’m in a GOOD mood, huh! Heard on the radio this morning some woman in Missouri got a lot of “vote” calls for Mario Lopez…should be interesting to see if anything happens.
I MEAN, I’M TOO NEW A GREY’S WATCHER. I’VE ONLY SEEN, LIKE, 4 SHOWS, AND, SORRY, IT’S NOT (YET) A MUST-SEE FOR ME. NOW, THE OFFICE, UGLY BETTY…DIFFERENT STORY. XO
I’M NOT READING JEFF’S COMMENT BECAUSE I HAVEN’T SEEN THE SHOWS YET BECAUSE WAS AT THE BALLET BEING ALL CULTURAL. BESIDES, I TOLD Y’ALL I’M DONE WITH SURVIVOR, AND Y’ALL SHOULD KNOW THAT I’M TOO NEW TO BE QUALIFIED TO TALK ABOUT GREYS. I DON’T EVEN KNOW THEIR NAMES!!!!! BUT, GO READ JEFF’S COMMENT FOR THE RECAPS! THANKS JEFF!! 🙂
Jeff – you do a pretty good Cheaty! Of course, the sexiest man alive is Josh Holloway (not including my hubby of course!). I actually think your Clive and George look alike…is it just me?
As for Suri, she is very cute and Katie looks amazing but Tom, OMG!!! The man is a butterball!! Can’t wait for more wedding scoop!
Paris is just plain icky.
hiya gorj yourself…
Re sexiest man alive: well I think George Clooney is gorgeous, but not my type really….
Ummm, am thinking hard…love Luke Wilson, love Toby Stephens, love Jeremy Northam..love Colin Firth ….so into those broody TD&H Brit Jane-Austen hero types…
Re weekend: not much worked extra hours this week so am exhausted to the max. Tennis with kidlets tomorrow (swimming with all 3 is Friday), friend coming over to help me organise my messy office/ebay stuff, do loads of yoga, I suppose, read teh rest of my book (I hope?) and going swimming on Sunday with kiddies again, and to Jeremy’s school picnic as well. (OMG, just read that, is that “not much”??? ROFLMAO..)
See this is what happens when you go all artsy fartsy (pun DEFINATELY intended) on us… no Survivor talk, no Grey’s talk… well, Check It! (Did I do that right?)
Survivor:
Can I tell you how much I loved the irony of watching Jenny bash Rebecca all.night.long for being useless in the challenges and the team’s weak link, only to be the second boot of the night?
What about the look on Nate’s face as he looked around his new tribe at the end of the night and saw nothing but old Raro (i.e. white) faces?
And both my wife and I were laughing.out.loud at Yul as he got mauled by the two [ahem robust] tribal women while Ozzy told us Yul was busting a move!
Will the merge come next week? If they do, will the five Raro stick together or will Nate (or Jonathan) switch and vote with Aitu? Discuss.
Grey’s Anatomy:
As annoying as it was, having Alex and Izzy talk about themselves in the third person all night was kind of fun.
Oh, and McSteamy’s “this is why I don’t deal with interns” line when he walked in on Izzy comparing the pec implants on “Frank” to those on a shirtless Alex? Best.line.of.the.night!
A close second, though, was Callie’s automtoive analogy for why a heart problem can prevent properly treating cancer.
And on a personal note, the business-mom (Myndy Crist) looked so familiar to me I had to IMDB her in a commercial… turns out I knew her as a guest star (rape victim) on Law & Order: SVU. Maybe I watch a little too much tv.
How long can Meredith and Derrick “take it slow”? What’s going to happen to George’s dad — will Burke do the surgery? Will Callie win George back? Discuss.