Hi Gorgeouseseses….
I had one glass of wine with the ladies (Urbanmoms.ca’s founder Jen and the Fabulous Ali — Catherine from The Mother ‘Hood couldn’t make it last minute, boo). We went to the Indian restaurant Host, in Yorkville. I haven’t had Indian food in years, and I forgot how spicy it is. I was so parched that I drank my entire glass of wine and three glasses of water. Still parched, and a little buzzed, a little drowwwwwsy. Anyway, chezeck itzzzzzzzz:
WE’RE NOTHING WITHOUT A LITTLE BRIT BRIT GOSSIP….
According to US Magazine, Brit was supposed to co-host the Billboard Awards with Paris Hilton. But, she backed out! What up wit dat? The girl’s a total wreck. Sadly lost. And, look at adorable sweet Sean Preston. I just want to bite and kiss those cheeks! My heart melts for him, seriously — for, this is his mother!!:
No further comments….
CAMERON DIAZ NOSE JOB
I personally think her nose looked fine before. I guess it’s a little more up-turned now. But, whatevs. Woopdeedoo. Cammy’s boring, really….
Speaking of boring….
I LOVE PIGS
Dakota Fanning is actually being a kid here at the Charlotte’s Web premiere, omigosh….I love pigs. Look how cute!
EVA AND TONY ENGAGED
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
Eva and Tony are not only back together but ENGAGED. It’s true! People confirmed it right here! Please no sex tapes. PLEASE!
Whew, something’s frumpy in LA…! The newly engaged Eva definitely looks happy, but that dress! that bag! that horrible grey coat! Can you say…FRUMPY!?
BRAD AND ANGIE IN NEW ORLEANS
Here’s Brad posing with fans — such a humanitarian…. Awww!
JOSH DUHAMEL PROMOTING TURISTAS
Cute. Not my type. More like Ali’s type. And, Fergie’s…. This is for you, Ali…and Fergie…and all you Duhamel-loving gorgeouses!
MORE BRIT, OF COURSE
I know I said "no further comments" above, but just…check out those shades. UGGERS!
KEIRA AND HER BOYFRIEND
Omigosh, they, like, totally look alike: they have the same cheekbones and striped skinny torsos! Her boyfriend/fiance’s name is Rupert (Rupert Friend). LOVE!
JENNIFER GARNER IS A YUMMY MOMMY
Here’s Jen at the GQ Man of the Year Awards. The InterGossips are all saying she looks manly. But I think she looks gorj. Totally GORJ!
ANTM: AND THE LOSER IS…I TOLD YOU SO!!!
A lot of you didn’t agree with me when I predicted Amanda would go home last week! Bitches! Well…HA! I’m always right, of course! ‘Cuz HOME SHE WENT!
Amanda’s sweet and everything, but she is too young and too pigeon-toed to walk the runway. Not that there’s anything wrong with being pigeon-toed, but, really….She’s all angles and all clutz. Speaking of clutz….Tyra dancing at panel? How utterly idiotic, insane, inappropriate and hilarious.
Kay, I’m so tired right now I feel sick, and I’m all fidgety. So, I’m going to leave it to you to close off this post. What do you think of what’s going on in Hollyweird? Discuss.
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xo Haley-O
I love reading your gossip. You have the best sense of humor, sometimes I laugh out loud at your comments. But then my husband hears me and comes to see what I’m reading. Then leaves the room rolling his eyes. So now I laugh(very quietly) I even pass up the gossip mags in the grocery line up now. Okay, that’s enough, you’re gonna think I want something if I keep up the compliaments. Ciao
Brit needs to QUIT. Holy hell girl. And I’m with you…those poor, poor kids. I thought Jennifer looks GREAT – manly?? I WISH I looked that “manly”. Hope Eva & Tony make it…I like them together.
Haley – u are definitely a cheap date! Barely one whole glass of Rose (yes, folks) and you were flashing the waiter and talking into your water glass! I had a great time, gals…looking forward to Catherine joining us next time!
Brit is so sad…’nuff said.
Jen looks quite manly and the dress is yuck. Too bad because normally I think she is quite cute.
ANTM – I used to love Caridee but I think Mamatulip got it right, she is a trainwreck waiting to happen. Eugena is just dull and Melrose seems like a total psycho. Too bad Amanda was such a spazz because she has a gorgeous face. Man, what point exactly was Tyra trying to make?! Her dancing stinks…big time!
Britney, Britney, Britney…she is just *wrong*.
Yup, I wasn’t surprised that Amanda went home. I thought maybe if she stepped it up and really, really tried to get more comfortable with her body, she could pull it off…but she needs more time. She is beautiful and she does take gorgeous pics; I can see magazines in her future.
Eugena needs to beef up her personality, stat! I really think Melrose has it in the bag…although she’s a bit of a nutter, she is the strongest. Caridee…she seems a bit too trainwreck-y for me.
mmm…josh duhamel…delish. thanks, drunko-o haley-o.
(to give you a picture of how drunk she was…she turned the RADIO up when my phone started ringing. bwah! she’s adorable, friends)
i’m sorry. jen garner looks terrible in that entire ensemble. hair? ew. dress? ewier. gross.
Oh, and, boo HOO about missing last night. ‘Twas a day of total suckage.
I was surprised that Amanda went home – she may be awkward, but look at half of the models in Vogue. Eugena, on the other hand – NO redeeming model qualities. NONE.
yea yea u were right, amanda went home. but you must admit part of the time it seemed like eugena was going… i was surprised to see caridee up there again.
but yes… alas poor amanda did have two left feet 🙂 she seemed very sweet though.
Not sure who i like the final 3…
I like caridee in ways but she worries me a little bit. Melrose seems really nice… but everyone seems to hate her. :-\
Eugena seems very nice but soooo quiet 🙂 but I guess I can relate, I am quiet at 1st 2.
And yes Tyra looked like a nut dancing hahaha.
I’m reading 🙂