Hi Gorgeouses!
How was your weekend? Josh and I ended up watching ANOTHER animated film this weekend. You see, whenever we go out to a movie lately, we end up at an animated film. I’m telling you! WE ARE CURSED! Last month, it was Open Season, and this weekend, it was Flushed Away.
It was a really cute movie, Flushed Away. But, I really wanted to see Stranger Than Fiction because I love Will Ferrell. Boo. We made it to the theatre on time, but it turned out the 6:30 showing was cancelled. And, er, JOSH APPARENTLY DOESN’T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SATURDAY AND SUNDAY…ahem…. (I’m checking the showtimes next time….) So, we ended up at Flushed Away.
Where was the monkey, you ask? Having her own night out at her Auntie and Uncle’s house. CUTIE!
In major need of an adult movie (tee, I said "adult movie," hee!), Josh and I ended up renting — for lack of any other available rentals — Mission Impossible III. At first, the thought of watching Tom Cruise for 2 hours made me want to HURL. But, really, Gorgeouses, he was FAB! The movie was pretty good. I totally forgot he was Tom Cruise.
check it!!!!!
Brit took little Sean to the zoo on her birthday — awwwww! Is he not sooo adorable!? I can’t take it. He’s so freaking adorable. Must. Eat. SPF!
Hmph! Cheaty little monkeys (above…)!
OY OY OY OY OY OY OY! And, look at her! She looks decent! Kinda gorj, actually. At least normal….If only she’d stop….
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
LOVE! But then….Nighttime arrives. Exit MOM. Enter PARTYGIRL:
Britney showed up to her party at Mr. Chow’s looking hott! Actually.
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
Again. Gorj! She looks like her old self!
But, then again….
At least she’s wearing underwear….Believe me, it’s a definite improvement.
JENNIFER GARNER TAKES VIOLET OUT ON THE TOWN
Photos, with thanks, c/o FlynetOnline.com.
Now, this is a model celebrity mom. So sweet. I do this with the monkey all the time. Only, usually, we go to Starbucks, and I have the most highly-caloric drink EVAH, the chai tea, and the monkey has fruit or something. Jennifer’s probably having the healthiest thing on the menu….And, isn’t Violet preshuss?! LOVE!
REESE WITHERSPOON LOOKING GREAT!
Photos, with thanks, c/o FlynetOnline.com.
YOU GO, GIRL!!!
TOM AND KATIE’S HONEYMOON CUT SHORT
Apparently, Tom and Katie need a new honeymoon destination. It was too windy on board the Arctic P Boat. So, they flew home on Tom’s private jet. Check out this jet, Gorgeouses!:
I’m not really a jet-person. But, that’s cool, I think!
Wanna hear raunchy? I heard Tom and Katie’s wedding-ceremony kiss (i.e., "you may now kiss the bride") was over 3 minutes long! EW!
Suri’s really preshuss. Check this pic….
She loves her daddy! Which is enough to make me respect him…. Sure, he’s a wacko, but this is so AWWWW! LOVE!
So, lots of baby gossip today. Imagine: this is their world. Flashes everywhere. Cameras. Crowds. Posses….Paris Hilton….I feel for them. But, this is what they know. And, they have every luxury in the world to ensure their comfort.
What do you think? Discuss.
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yuk…britney and Paris are gross
Is it only me, but that kid,Suri, seems to have a freaking wig? My little cuz has thick hair, and didn’t have that much hair at 6 month!!!
too windy on the honeymoon. sigh. cry me a river Tom and Katie….
I love love love Jennifer Garner. She is so hot, so real so relaxed with her little one.
hi haley,nice to see brit acting like a normal mum would.jennifer garner sure seems to be a connected mum as does katie holmes.brits dress is sorta cute in a rerto kinda way.too short though i mean who wants to look at celebrity panties?
Oh yah…GO REESE!
Sean P. is cute. I hope this is not just PR for Brit. I think the dress looks great on her…a little short but very retro party-girl.
Jennifer G. seems to be a very involved mom and Violet is a cutie!
As for TomKat, the kiss is grody (the poor guests!) but Tom does seem to be less imbalanced lately and committed to his family. Katie looks fab and Suri is adorable!
Lovin’ Jennifer Garner – she is such a good role model for the cooter flashers of the world, ahem , Britney.
Where is Jayden James? Sean Preston seems to be out and about quite a bit?!
I feel like Britney goes back and forth, not between the seductive pull of fame or the camera lense and her new family’s dignity…..but between faux outrage and unexplainable classless absurdity. She got her genitals photographed! It’s really quite bewildering Michelle.
I still don’t think Suri’s cute…and don’t know why. Sean Preston? CUTIE. Monkey-cheeks, huh Hales! So where’s Jayden James (is that right?) all this time??
Brit does look halfway normal in the zoo pics 🙂
She should dress like that all the time.
Suri is so beautiful!
Poor Britney. Only 25 and look at her life. She never had a childhood, and now she’s just a child playing at being an adult.
As for the Cruise family, I have to admit that Tom’s starting to grow on me…he does seem to be a very involved and devoted Dad…he has that in his favour. But a 3-minute wedding kiss – ewww!
Well, Ms. Ali, my style goddess!, I wouldn’t wear that dress myself. But, me thinks ’tis better than that horrid green dress her boobs were popping out of last week…. ;)So, in other words, I think it’s great for her. Not for moi, though…. Especially since YOU, STYLE GODDESS, say it’s uggers….ahem. 😉
tell me – PLEASE -that you don’t like that 1973 tablecloth that Britney is wearing for a dress.
please. please. please. tell me that~