Hi Gorgeouses…
The monkey has a terribly horrible cold. Wet, runny nose, swollen eyelids, glassy eyes, fever, coughing, the works. Suckage. And, I’m majorly on edge because my little RUBY BOOBIE’s feeling so grody. She’s in her crib now. Humidifier’s on. Tempra administered. Hopefully sleep will come…. Especially since…
…WE’RE GOING TO DISNEY WORLD TOMORROW (TUESDAY)!
You bet I’ll be sitting at the doctor’s all afternoon today (grrreat), waiting for an appointment. Need to make sure she’s okay to go, or at least that we’re equipped properly for the little snot machine.
Oh! Don’t worry, Gorgeouses, I’ll still gossip and blog even though I’m away. I would never leave you! You’re going to get PICTURES! From Disney World and MGM and the pool and the OCEAN! So, you can live vicariously! Can you hardly wait!? I can’t. I’m TRÈS excited. Anyway, I’m SOOO boring compared to these celebs, so let’s get this show on the road, shall we?
check it!!!
GAHHHH! SCIENTOLOGY INVADES THE PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS PREMIERE
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
…I just say she’s beginning to look a lot like Tom….SMILE!!!!!!!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
I just had to give you the full length shot of this fashion CATASTROPHE. To think she was on Cheaty’s Best-Dressed Celebrities List, 2006!?! Scientology must really be getting to her. I mean, between That Hair and That Dress, she’s a mess…. Did you hear she’s turned to Scientology for help getting pregnant? Leah Remini turned her on to it. She credits it for helping her conceive.
Photo, with thanks, c/o FlynetOnline.com.
HAVE I TOLD YOU I LOVE SEAN PRESTON FEDERLINE LATELY?
OY OY OY OY OY OY OY OY OY OY OY OY OY OY OY OY OY OY OY OY OY OY!!!!!! I know. You’re going to tell me how utterly TERRIFIED he looks of his mother. But, seriously, it’s probably just the photo. The intergossips are saying he looks terrified, too. But, I think, he’s a baby — of course, he loves his mama.
OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!
ARRRRRRRRGGGHHH!! I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE! HE’S SO OYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!! MUST. EAT. HIM!!!!!
BACK TO BASICS
This, more recent, photo of Brit (sans Sean…oy) reveals that she’s gone back to black hair. Woopdeedoo. Like it?
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
THE RING
Gorj.
Photo, with thanks, c/o FlynetOnline.com.
YES, THIS IS WHO YOU THINK IT IS
JARED LETO. Sadness. Ew. Ick. Not gorj anymore. At all. What happened.
Photo c/o PerezHilton.com.
JOEL MADDEN DOES LIKE EM SKINNY….
It’s true. He and Nicole are together. Weird. I don’t get what’s so hot about him, do you?
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
A SAD DAY FOR FELINES
I love when Paris uses pets as fashion statements. HATE! Poor kitty.
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
MCDREAMIE?
Did you know Rob Lowe turned down the part of McDreamie before they offered it to Patrick? Shocking….I can’t imagine anyone playing McDreamie but Patrick (yes, Pat and I are on a first-name basis). Can you imagine Rob Lowe as McDreamie?
THE JOLIE-PITT GORJES
Here they are in NYC. And, yes, Brad’s hair was intentionally styled like that. You know how I know? Check it:
I don’t critique children’s fashions (sandals and socks…); but if I did (sandals and socks…), I’d blame it on the parents (sandals and socks!!!). And, no. No one knows where Shiloh’s been all this time. Not even Perez. It’s a mystery to all of the intergossips….
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
So, the monkey’s still coughing. I better GO TO HER! In the meantime, go check it at The Cheaty Monkey. I’m not going to tell you what today’s post is about because you might be AFRAID-VERY-AFRAID to read this story of mine. But, go on! Don’t be an ITTY WEE BABY, go check it.
And, come talk to me in the comments. I’m going to try to respond to each and every one of your PEARLS OF WISDOM within the comment area. So, come on, join the convo! LOVE! xo Haley-O
Back atcha’ Hales!! Give Mickster hugs!!
JILL — Yeah, people always say the woman needs to gain weight to conceive. It may be that Marc needs to in their case! AND YES YES LAURAL might be RIGHT!!!
TUGGY — I bet you’re right about the belly. And, hey, nothing wrong with having a little bloat, right!? Sheesh! Society’s gotta relax on us women!
Gorgeouses, is Tuggy not the coolest grandma (young grandma) ever! Tuggy and it’sgrandma (my mommy) ROCK the house!
I like what Laura said with Katie having JLO baby!!! Soooooooo funny!!
But it might more look like Katie is pregnant again, cuz I think there was rumours that she was overworking out, like 2 weeks after she give birth.
Except the fashion faux pas made in those picture( JLO dress) how can she be soooooo stupid to think that a religion can help her make her pregnant!! Feed you husband, don’t have enough fat left to give energy to make his little man.
And socks and sandals…. A fashion faux pas made by a lot of people and especially old men!! It is when I see them wearing short to their knee with socks(with sandals) to there knee. What the use to do that. Put some pants, it will make there same effect.
Britt…just eww. Still. AND J-Lo. Katie JUST HAD A BABY – & yes, I know she had a trainer & all that, but I think girdles may have helped for the wedding? Maybe? Rob Lowe is nummy, but Patrick is it. Def.
LAURAL — You’re so right. Brit should go somewhere between blond and black. This is soooo symptomatic of her EXTREME lifestyle….
EM — Pat’s nose makes him Pat. 🙂 He could do no wrong for me…since *Can’t Buy Me Love*… 🙂
ALI — You were right about JLo…I was oh-so-wrong…. Of COURSE you love Rob Lowe: he’s wayyy feminine looking. So your type. So not my type. CLIIIIIIVE!
TIGGER — JLo is, indeed, going Scientologist. She’s using it to help her conceive a baby. I think maybe Marc should gain some weight first….
I had no idea that J Lo was a scientologist. Weird. That explains a lot. And how weird would a dinner party with J Lo, Mark, Katie and Tom be? I think it would be bizarre. And bad fashion and hair too.
Maybe Katie is pregnant with J Lo and Mark’s baby. Like and invitro scientology thing. Betcha.
Anyway, adorable pics of Brad and Angelina. of course. How adorable are their kids?
And why does Britney never bring the other baby (jayden James?) anywhere with her. That’s weird. Also, what’s with the black hair? How does she change her haircolour so easily? She should go for a like a caramel colour. That would be much nicer.
I must be out of the loop, which is odd since I love the celebrity gossip…did JLo go Scientologist or is she just hanging out with them?
i told you JLo dresses like crap 🙂
also…i love Rob Lowe…but he seriously needs to think about cutting down on the make-up…he’s headed the way of Jared Leto (ick!)
I didn’t know that tibbit of information about Mr. Lowe. I have to admit I do have a fondness for Rob Lowe and I wouldn’t object to him being McDreamie – although Patrick has rather grown on me as time has gone on… (I found his nose a little obtrusive at first).