Hi Gorgeouses,
I’m feeling not good. So not good. So. not. good. But, how could I not gossip? Gossip is the magic pill, right? It’ll take my mind off the fact that I can hardly breathe and that I’m freezing and sweating at the same time. GORJ!
Anyway, I got lots of gossip, so bear with me today and just check it!!!
Could there be a hotter couple? Even Brad and Ang don’t top hottie-hott-hotties Scarlett Johansson and Josh Hartnett. This smokin’ couple is apparently on-again. They were spotted getting cozy in a restaurant recently. Hottness!
MARY-KATE GOES PLATINUM
Just when you thought she couldn’t get any gnarlier….So not glam.
I have no idea where I got this photo….
EVANGELINE LILLY’S HAWAII HOME TORCHED
Photo c/o PerezHilton.com.
Photo, with thanks, c/o FlynetOnline.com.
While the cause of the blaze is being investigated, Evangeline’s reportedly staying at boyfriend Dominic Monaghan’s house….Luckily no one was hurt.
SELMA BLAIR’S SHNARSTY HAIR
That is NOTHING to smile about, Selma….Is that thing on her left shoulder a long strand of hair? Why. Why do this to yourself. Nothing to smile about. I’d be so freaking pissed at my hairstylist.
Photo c/o PerezHilton.com.
WEIRD NEW COUPLE ALERT
Can you guess who the happy couple is? You’ll NEVER guess. This was a humungous shocker for me.
Sharon Stone and Christian Slater! Can you believe! Apparently, they’re very happy and will be spending Christmas together.
Ew. That made me throw up in my mouth. HURL!
Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
IS IT ME? OR, DOES BEYONCE TOTALLY NEED A STYLIST?
Lots of celebs (Gwen Stefani, for instance) have been working the animal prints lately. But, it just doesn’t work on our less-than-usual-bootilicious Beyonce. I’m digging the shoes (sort of — I mean, the colour and sparkles are off), but the hair and the dress are, like, wrong. She’s not a style icon, hard as she may try. She tries to be elegant, but ends up cheesy. What say you? Is it me?
Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
JOEL AND NICOLE SECRET RENDEZ-VOUS AT FRED SEGAL
They showed up separately…but they couldn’t fool us gossips!
Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
NOT NORMAL
WTF? Have you ever seen such a thing? Wonder who will walk the dog when Tory’s baby arrives?
Photo, with thanks, c/o FlynetOnline.com.
Going to bed NOW. Feel like UTTER CRAPOLA. I’ve done a wee recap (with tons of pics) of our Disney-Universal-hospital-dentist adventure at The Cheaty Monkey. So, please go check it! And, don’t forget to come back here for our regularly scheduled gossip on Friday. Hopefully, I’ll be back to normal by then. I have the worst flu/cold ever. Sick sick sick. Talk to me in the comments. I’ll talk back. See you there!
xo Haley-O
Fun to read…Heidi still does look fabulous. ooooxxxxxit’sgrandma
Oh, poor you Haley. Thanks for the update though…so committed to your trade are you!
Anyway, am I totally out of the loop here?! I thought Christian Slater was married? Or is that so last year??
HATE MK’s hair. She looks washed out and cheap.
Beyonce – thought she was Mariah for a mo’…not good.
DO NOT get the dog stroller thing. Are dogs not supposed to run around?
Feel bad for Evangeline. I heard that all her personal stuff – pics, etc. – are all gone. At least no one was hurt. Very disturbing if it was intentionally set.
Yuck.Ick.Blech. Mostly all of it. Sad for the fire, I hear she lost everything…Beyonce needs a stylist (besides her mom),and I don’t know about Sharon & Christian – I think it’s just weird enough to not be weird….
Feel better Hales – I’m snowed in so YEA – NO WORK TODAY!!
that stroller dog thing is crazy, i actually saw one for the first time two weeks ago in vegas, except for the fact that it was an actual baby stroller!
beyonce needs something. badly.
A DOGGIE STROLLER? WTF?
Sharon and Christian? That’s a big drunken joke isn’t it? Why does it look like trash, seriously. I have to say seriously online as much as possible as my husband has banned it from my vocabulary, seriously.
You have to give us a post about survivior, seriously. It’s all still in my head.
seriously,
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A few weeks ago I was at Davisville stn and there was a woman with a dog in that exact same stroller and a little tiny baby in a Bjorn. It was the funniest thing ever. I mean, I loved my Bjorn, but all I could think was that she’d spent so much on the doggie stroller she couldn’t afford one for her baby!
Anyway, I like Beyonce’s Dress – but hate her shoes. They are total hooker shoes. I don’t get it.
And, I am like Mary-Kate’s hair. I mean she doesnt’ look so Bohemian which is a good thing. I was a little over her whole way-too-huge dresses thing. That was getting annoying.
Selma Blair’s hair – I agree. Uggh. But I like her, and of all people she can sort of pull it off. Sort of.
No comment about Christian Slater and Sharon Stone. That defies comment. Ewwww …