Hi Gorgeouses!
The gossip world has been a little repetitive lately:
Britney this,
Britney that,
Paris, Lindsay,
Jude Laws’ hat.
It kinda sucks. So, today, I tried to find us some new material. I mean, you’re still gonna get some Britney because there’s a whole lotta fresh BritBrit goodies, but you’ll also get some out-of-the-ordinaries. So, go on…
check it!!!
BRITNEY BRITNEY BRITNEY BRITNEY BRITNEY
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
Here’s Ms. Brit in Montana — a little under dressed for the 65-degree weather. She’s holding what some Intergossips say is the new demo cd of her new album. Good luck. Planning for a new comeback with cigarettes in hand. Always a good thing for a singer….I hear cigarettes are stellar for the voice….
Brit and Kevin have come to a custody arrangement for January: Kevin’s going to visit Monday, Wednesday and Friday from 12-4pm. His visit is limited to the confines of Britney’s home. Britney’s taking the kids to Miami for a week at the end of the month. Fascinating, huh? Poor kids.
Here’s Brit’s latest address to her fans. You’ll love it. It’s hilarious:
From Britney’s official website.
Dear Fans,
It has been a while since I’ve addressed you personally here on my
official website. The last couple of years have been quite a ride for
me, the media has criticized my every move and printed a skewed
perception of who I really am as a human being.Behind every decision I
have made in my public life there always seems to be an apparent
contradiction. I have come to terms with that which is why I usually
don’t pay much attention to it.
The last couple of years have been very enlightening for me and now
that I’ve had the time to be "me", I’ve been able to sit down and think
about where I want to go with myself as an entertainer with absolutely
no strings attached. I am now more mature and feel like I am finally
"free". I’ve been working so hard on this new album and I can’t wait
for you all to hear it and to go on tour again! I would like to
exclusively tell you that I am working hard to release the new album
sometime later this year, but the date is of course not certain yet. I
look forward to coming back this year bigger and better than ever, and
to also reaching out to my fans on a more personal level. I noticed
today that one of my biggest fansites is shutting down soon and I want
you all to know that I do understand all the reasons that went behind
making that decision, and I am sad to see it closing. If I were you I’d
be unhappy too if I had to read what I’ve been reading every day. But trust
me, I get it. I know I’ve been far from perfect and the media has had a
lot of fun exaggerating my every move, but I want you all to know that
I love my fans so much, and I appreciate everything you have done for
me, so Thank you, Thank you, Thank you!
Love,
Britney
JESSICA SIMPSON AND JOHN MAYER: FRESH PICS!
Wow! I totally didn’t buy them together till this moment! They’re actually kinda hott, and she actually seems into him….Coo.
Photos, with thanks, c/o PerezHilton.com.
PUEEEERTO RICO, YOU LOVELY ISLAND, ISLAND OF JESS AND DEREK!
Hotness. Jessica Biel and Derek Jeter are on vacation together in lovely Puerto Rico. Ahhh the romance! Steamy…. LOVES IT!
Photo and caption, c/o PerezHilton.com.
ARE THEY OR AREN’T THEY?
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
SOMEONE’S VERY HAPPY TO SEE JESSICA….
Tee-hee!
BREAK-UP NEWS….
Marilyn Manson and Dita Von Teese are over. I’m too scared to say anything more. Someone in the above photo totally gives me the heebiejeebies (and it’s not Dita). Neeeext!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
LINDSAY POST-APPENDECTOMY
Fresh out of the hospital (i.e., that SAME DAY) Lindsay goes clubbing till 2am….I don’t get it. When I was her age, clubbing was never that fun that I stayed out all night every night. Gorgeouses, if you think about it, we have some SERIOUS party girls on our hands. And, I’m quite sure it ain’t pretty….
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
ANNA NICOLE AND HOWARD K. STERN ARE ICKY
Ew….
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
CALLING ALL LOST LOVAHS!
Check out Naveen Andrews, AKA Sayid, strummin’ guitars. He was checking some out in Hollywood. I think he should go with the white one….You?
Photos, with thanks, c/o FlynetOnline.com.
So, how’s that for fresh gossip? We needed to freshen things up. At least try. I was getting bored. So, should Naveen Andrews (Sayid) go for the red guitar or the white guitar? Discuss.
Guess where Josh and I took the monkey today? The answer is at The Cheaty Monkey. Check it!
Come talk to me in Cheaty’s Celebrity comments!
xo Haley-O
LISA B — Yeah, John Mayer likes to pee on people, said Lainey last night on The Hour. Love Lainey!
JEN — Anna Nicole is ICK! And, like, not here or something. She’s just somewhere else. Permanently out of body… Wacked.
LAURA — I KNOOOOWWWW what you’re saying! Like, TOTALLY! She’s hella HOTT!
After that picture of her ass, I think I have a girl-crush on Jessica Biel.
I recently saw an interview with Anna Nicole and something was totally off. She was slurring her words and all over the place…even more than usual. If you look at her in that pic she looks like she is almost passed out. Howard K. Stern is her lawyer but I think he is totally taking advantage of her in some way…can’t really explain it but it was very disturbing.
Thanks for the pics of Naveen!
LOVE Lav’s term “raising the pole”-RFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for diversifying the gossip a bit, Haley!
Haley you did dig up the dish
Hideous, HIDEOUS dress on brit. Where is her stylist?
Jessica Simpson is totally creeping me out w Mayer (maybe that’s just bc of what lainey is saying about his dirty ways)
Biel does have a fantastic ass
Appendectomy my ass. Who goes clubbing after surgery?
I didn’t even know Stern and AN were together – YUCK
but Marilyn and Dita? Over? I am sad. I really, really figured they had something. Its all just to weird otherwise. Or maybe just Marilyn is.
ALI — I was just being poetic, ahem. I was poetically alluding his bad fashion choices, which have become a popular gossip item….
LAV — Yup! It’s Jessica Alba raising the pole! I like how you put that. hee! And, yeah, what’s up with Brit’s outfit. I think I’ve become desensitized or something…I didn’t really notice how AWFUL it is. Just thought it was too chilly for it….
LAURAL — I KNOOOOOOOW! the idea of Paris and Brit as LOVAHS is BRU-TAL! But, not unlikely. Both have been known to show interest in women. Their are rumours about both of them experimenting…. And, I agree that Jess and Derek are being very classy. And, class is a rare thing these days. Thanks for saying the gossip is weird today! That’s exactly what I was going for! 😉 LOVE!
how did i miss jude law’s hat?
hi haley,oh where do i start?with that old granny looking slip that brits wearing in public?with the pink bikini under it?she looks awful,unhealthy.jess and john look so cute together.as do jess and derek.so is that jessica alba at the ploe raising?lol.marilyn and dita…wonder what their children would’ve lokked like?lindsay needs to slow down the partying whats the big thrill about getting drunk all the time about?how creepy is howard stern and anna nicole .yuck.naveen should go for the red quitar.
Oh man. Such weird gossip today. Britney and Paris as lovers? That to me is just way too weird. Ick. I kind of think Paris is part man. And Britney just ewww.
You’re right. Howard K Stern and Anna Nicole. Ewww.
And, have you noticed that (I think) all the pictures of Jessica Biel and Derek Jeter – they are always close but never being all over each other. Classy. I like that.