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Are Lopez and Anthony headed for Splitzville? Will Baby Shiloh be the youngest Oscar nominee EVAH? How’s Johnny Depp doing?  Tom and Katie like you’ve never seen them before? Will Kevin and Brit renew their "Promises"? And, more, pressing questions here at Cheaty’s Celebrity Gossip!

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MARC AND JENNIFER LOPEZ: MARRIAGE IN TROUBLE?

So, you know how they usually look pretty happy together? Well, the intergossips are saying it’s all a show. According to U.S. reports, this marriage is in crisis. Lopez and Anthony are apparently experiencing a “rough patch in their marriage.” One source says “there was a fight on New Year’s
Eve," and another claims
they fought when "she performed at the Super Bowl, and when she
had an album-listening party in Miami two months ago….” At the listening party, the source reveals, Lopez stood up and said, “This is my dream and Marc and I worked so
hard on this album . . . Marc, would you like to say something?” “No,” he said coldly, and turned away. Two potential problems in the marriage?: 1) Jen keeps putting off having children, and Marc has four kids
with two different women; 2) Marc is seriously into Scientology. Could Jen be headed for divorce #3?? Let’s hope they work out their differences….

KEVIN AND THE BOYS VISIT BRIT

I’m beginning to dislike the nickname "Federslime." It’s really "Federline," right? Just checking. Because I think I’ll call him "Federline." I mean, he’s actually being a mensch right now! He’s been visiting Brit regularly at the Promises rehab facility, and he’s even been bringing the boys along. How sweet is that? Will they reconcile? Perhaps…. Indeed, perhaps…. Wouldn’t be the worst thing!
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.

SHILOH TO STAR IN BRAD’S NEXT FILM

It’s true. Shiloh’s going to play Cate Blanchett as a baby in her and Brad’s new movie The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. The twins who were booked to play the part were inconsolable (hmm…wonder why? Could it be…THE TIME CHANGE!#@$%$#!@%$!$#@!?), and Shiloh, with her ever-sunshiny disposition, was playing peacefully in the daycare there. Brad thought she’d be perfect. So they put her in costume and she blew them away.

Just look at her! Is she not as beautiful as we all imagined?

Just…wow! She looks like her daddy….

JOHNNY DEPP QUITS ACTING UNTIL LILY-ROSE HEALS COMPLETELY

Johnny has stopped work on the set of his new film — the movie adaptation of Sweeny Todd — until his daughter Lily-Rose makes a full recovery. If he doesn’t return to the set by this weekend, staff on the set will be laid off until Johnny returns. Lily-Rose, thankfully, was released from the hospital on Friday (March 9), and she’s continuing to recover at home under the warm care of her parents. Our thoughts are with you and your family, Johnny! We totally love you….

TOM AND KATIE HAVE NEVER LOOKED HAPPIER!

This is the first time I’ve seen Tom NOT flashing his obnoxious pearly whites in, like, forEVAH! Wonder what they’re moping about. At least Suri’s happy!

PAULA ABDUL LOOKS TIRED

Here she is lunching at Trilussa restaurant in Beverly Hills. She has the same tired, dark-shadows-under-the-eyes look she had in tonight’s American Idol show. Tell me I’m not the only one who laughed hysterically when she cried after Melinda’s performance. Please tell me! As for the contestants? I’m loving Blake, and Chris, (of course, Kiki and Melinda) and JORDIN ALL THE WAY!!! Who you cheering for?
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.

I canNOT even tell you what a trouble-maker my little monkey’s being. I canNOT even tell you. Let’s just leave it at that for now, shall we?

Talk to me in the comments. I need some TLC…. And, come visit me at The Cheaty Monkey! LOVE! xo Haley-O