Hi Gorgeouses!
I ALMOST missed America’s Next Top Model last night. The PREMIERE! How DARE I!? I missed the first half and then read a blog that was lamenting having to miss it. Whoaaa! I turned on my TV so fast.
It was so fab — the second half of the show. So. Fab. I predict this is going to be the best season yet. My fave model so far is (don’t hate me…):
Jael. She’s the most interesting already. In fact, I’m going to go so far as to predict she’s going to win the title. She’s like a softer Eva. The judges will be all over it.
Meanwhile, I felt so bad for this girl:
Kathleen got booted. She really, really didn’t have a CLUE. Poor thing. But, at least she looks like a model. I mean, at least she’s got the looks — if she hasn’t got the brains…. Anyway, can’t wait for the makeover show!!!!
Actually, I’m thinking America’s Next Top Model is soooo much better than American Idol this season. (Vote for Jordin Sparks, my American friends! She’s my fave Idol contestant this season.) Maybe Antonella Barba should jump ship to ANTM. She’d go far. So gorj….
So, you want gossip, Gorgeouses? check it!!!!
BRITNEY IN REHAB — LOOKING GOOD!
Apparently, Brit’s doing really well in rehab! Hallelujah! She’s even made a friend her age who she takes smoke breaks with, laughs with, etc.. In the above pic, she’s leaving rehab to go to an AA meeting. Look how happy!
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
JESSICA — BACK TO BLOND?
No, she hasn’t gone back to blond. She’s just wearing a wig — a la Britney. It’s for her new movie, "Blonde Ambition" — a sequel to "9 to 5." Gee, can’t wait for this one to come out….Ha, yeah right!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
GWYNETH PICKS UP BABY MOSES FROM THE NANNY (CUTE!)
It’s always nice to see the softer side of Gwynnie. Here she is picking up Moses from the nanny after a meeting at Steven Spielberg’s house (sweet!) — there’s Kate Capshaw in the sunglasses….
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
OUR FAVOURITE CELEBRITY MOM AT IT AGAIN….
Could Jen Garner BE any cuter? LOVE!?! Canada welcomes you! (She’s in Vancouver filming right now.)
Photos, with thanks, c/o Flynet.
CHARLOTTE CHURCH IS PREGGERS
Yes, little Charlotte Church and her rugby star cutie boyfriend, Gavin Henson, are expecting. Congrats!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
WHEN CAN WE START FEELING SORRY FOR PARIS?
Pulled over on Sunset Blvd, was Paris! She was pulled over for — get this — speeding and driving without headlights on. When they reviewed her license, they noticed her DUI driving suspension hadn’t been lifted yet! Can you believe!? Anyway, they towed her $250,000 Bentley right then and there. She then had to run and hide from the paparazzi and curious onlookers! SILLY BAD-FAKE-TAN NUTBALL!
Photos and scoop, with thanks, c/o Flynet.
MEN IN TREES…STEAMING IT UP ON THE ICE
Men in Trees co-stars, Anne Heche and John Tupper are, like, sooo IN LOVE! Check it:
Whatevs. I’m not a fan….He’s cute, but I haven’t liked Heche since she left Ellen. But, good thing she did….
Photos, with thanks, c/o Flynet.
So, the monkey and I had such a cute day today. We had a Purim party at her school, and it was soooo cute. I dressed her up (sort of) as a ballerina. Soooo ‘dorable! She loved it. And, she brought her Grover….
So, what do you think of the gossip? Talk to me in the comments.
And, come hear about the Purim party, with pics, at The Cheaty Monkey! LOVE! xo Haley-O
Great update…I’m with you on Heche I never got past her crazy post-Ellen days.
Love Gwynn and Jenn! Mom’s rule!
LG — Nothing to feel guilty about! ANTM is an intelligent, sophisticated, first-class television show. 😉
JODI — Yeah, Charlotte church is YOUNG! But, at least she’s settling down nicely. She went through a bit of a debauchery phase….
JILL — Glad I’m not the only one who thinks Jael’s the one to watch! I thought you’d all be like “what!?” And, no, at this point, it’d take a lot for Jen to look bad! LOVE!
S@M — hee! Par-ass! Fun-nee!
B — cannot WAIT for the makeovers!!!
DAYN — Ryan totally picked up on it! And, I think Simon was laughing — because she looked ridiculous!
DREA — I’ve chosen to forget that Jael used that excuse. It did make her look weak….
TUGGY — Lakisha (sp?) is awesome, indeed! It’ll be interesting to see what happens this year. But, dudess!, you have to watch ANTM! You simply MUST!
LD — Funny, I find Renee to be a bit Melrosish. Sarah totally reminds me of the 3rd runner up in the first season of ANTM. Remember? The one with the short black hair who was in medschool? Know-it-all, you know?
AM — YOU MUST WATCH ANTM! YOU WILL LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!! Trust me!
I don’t watch top model but i think i should! I’m so hooked to American Idol, though – last Friday night I made my husband watch all 5 hours that I had pvr’d. Antonella is gorgeous but not such a great singer. I loved Lakisha’s Jennifer hudson performance, but now I’m with you on Jordan – she is gorgeous, great voice and exudes so much youthful optimism and positive energy – love her.
I CANNOT believe I missed the first ANTM. I love that show. I had every intention of being home on Wednesday to watch, but …
SO I watched last night. I think Sarah is going to be the next Melrose. She’s super annoying and I hate her accent.
Jael – not my favourite. I find her kind of annoying. But I also kind of like her. I’m a big fan of Renee right now, but it’s early days. We’ll have to see.
Hilarious about Paris. I hope they made her walk home.
Funny about Paris. Sorry, but I think it is. Don’t watch ANTM (I know…), and Idol just hasn’t done it for me this year, it’s just kind of ‘meh’. I do like LaKisha (??) though – what a VOICE. Jen & Gwynn both look like good mamas…yea for them!! Hope this works for Britney…and she sticks with it.
I like the plus sized gal… I forget her name…. the one who was the lesbian in the photoshoot.
Jael is ok… but a bit odd and a bit stupid for using the “i was sick” excuse!
Poor girl who got cut was pretty clueless…
Jennifer G. really does look like a real mommy 🙂
and I can so see Charlotte Church having like 5 kids lol.
i don’t watch top model but don’t miss idol. i was always cheering for kelly pickler last season. last night when she made her apperance WOW… did she really need the huge implants. it was kinda funny.. i think ryan seacrest picked up on it!!
Ya I missed the show, but there’s always next week! I usually can’t pick my fav until after the makeovers.
Glad you got to see it!
I can’t decide who’s my fav yet! I like Jael a lot… I really like Whitney too, but I don’t know if they’ll give the title to a plus size… which I kinda take a little offense to, but that’s another matter.
Hahahahah Par-ass. What a dork.
I think Jael is my favorite too so long…(If we don’t have the same taste in men, we have it for model!) But I can’t believe that the girl is half black!! She almost as pale as me!!
Can Jen look bad??
CC pregnant??? What?? Is she old enough??
OK – I watched ANTM for the first time. Very cheesy.. and addictive… After I saw Jael’s picture (for the “controversial” photo shoot), I knew she was the one to watch. She takes an AWESOME picture.
OK – and isn’t Charlotte Church about 15 years old?
ANTM is totally my guilty pleasure! Most days of the week there’s sports on tv at my place (husb loves hockey), but not on Wednesday nights!
Also, I can’t believe Paris’ car was TOWED! I wonder how she got home.