Hi Gorgeouses!
Today we got Angelina FINALLY caught in her web of lies, more pics of Paris’s new ‘plants, Courtney Love’s weight loss, Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson in LOVE, more Jen Garner and Vi pics, Jen and Ben planning baby #2?, Brit and KFed settle divorce, and MORE!
check it!!!!!
O-M-G!
Photos of Paris, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
Wowowowow! Those are, like, the biggest accessories Paris has ever worn. And the least subtle…. What prompted this, I wonder — a new porno? She WAS hanging out with Jenna Jameson the other night (March 20th):
That’s hot…((gag me)).
COURTNEY LOVE LOST A TON OF WEIGHT AND IT AIN’T PRETTY
Oh boy…. She’s making Tara Reid’s liposuction catastrophe look GORJ! OY! This, Gorgeouses, is the result of a quick weight loss from a macrobiotic diet (and, let’s get real here, [probably] a bad lip job). Good for her for getting healthy, but, someone may want to remind her that there’s such a thing as a one-piece bathing suit. Just ask any of us moms — many of whom have that ungetriddable "pooch"….Love the parrot, though! Come to think of it, you know what? For 43, Courtney doth look pretty good (although 43 is definitely a good age to start thinking about ditching the itsy-bitsy-teeny-weeny-bikini…).
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
KATE HUDSON AND OWEN WILSON ARE OFFICIALLY ONSO!
Check ’em! They look happier than EVAH. Lunching at The Ivy and everything — you don’t get more "on" than that…. Looks like they want the world to know it. LOVES IT — look how cute!
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
JEN AND VI! LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE
…Talk about "happiest baby (and mommy!) on the block"! They’re ADORABLE — as always. The intergossips are all talking about the prospect of baby #2…. What do you think? Think Ben and Jen got going on #2 on their precious Vancouver rendezvous recently? …That tummy looks pretty darn flat to me, though!
…Or maybe they got started on #2 this weekend, when they spent time alone in their home in LA? OOOoooOOOOOooooOOOooo!
I, for one, LOVE their style….LOVE it!
Photos of Jen and Vi, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
BRIT AND FEDERSLIME SETTLE DIVORCE
Last Thursday, Brit and Federslime met with lawyers and settled their divorce. The details of the divorce haven’t been released yet. Rumour has it that Federslime gets $1,000,000 and 50/50 custody of their two children (who, as you may know, stayed with Kevin while Brit was in rehab). Rumour also has it that this rumour is inaccurate. I’ll TOTALLY keep you posted. Apparently, though, Federslime and Brit took a 15 minute butt-break together and chatted. Looks like things are at least amicable….
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
ANGELINA NOT SO ANGELIC!
FINALLY!!!! The press is on to this lying, BS’ing sack of…. Remember how she told everyone (Vietnamese newspapers, in particular), that she was going to do the stay-at-home-mom thing to help Pax adjust to his foreign, whirlwind new life? Well! As US magazine reports, "Saint Angelina"’s starring in a new movie, Wanted, which begins filming in April…in Prague! So, there goes that promise. "Even more bewildering," says US, "was Jolie, 31, showing up in Chicago on March 23 for screen tests on Wanted" when, "just eight days earlier, the actress had picked up her newly adopted son, Pax, from a Vietnam orphanage." Hellooooo? Freaking liar! Adoption experts are disturbed by her actions, the magazine says. She’s taken on a HEAVY workload shortly after adopting Pax, and, as US‘s child psychology expert tells them, "children thrive on predictability, continuity, security and rhythm in their daily life." So, Angelina’s totally sucking right now.
The magazine also points out that, although Angelina told papers that she felt terrible subjecting Pax to the paps and her very public lifestyle, she frikkin "staged photos of herself, Zahara, Maddox and Pax and sold them to the U.K.’s Hello! magazine and People magazine" just DAYS later!!! Whaddup widdat?! What a nutball liar!
Good. Ange has gone from "Saint Angelina" adopting children from around the world to "Liar Adoptaholic" for whom the short-term gratification is positive press to counteract her homewrecker past (her homewreckaholism…). Finally, people are starting to see what’s really going on with her!!! Enough of the BS’ing, Ange! We’re all on to you, now!
Can you tell I’m on a different computer? I’m in Montreal, trying very hard to focus on the task at hand. But, that CHEATY LITTLE MONKEY is sitting right here playing with her toys on my bed….It was the only thing I could do to keep her quiet and not hanging off me while I worked. More on my Montreal trip at The Cheaty Monkey — check it!
Miss you! xo Haley-O
whoaa – creepiness sets in with the celeb set – creepy paris breasts, creepy jess and john m., and most creepy of all – courteney love in that bikini – youch. hope you’re feeling well and hanging in there! amreen ox
LOVE Kate & Owen together – was never a big fan of her ex!
Sorry, but I still love Angelina. Maybe she’ll bring Pax on location to her next shoot.
Courtney – ew, what’s up with that?!
Take Care…
I do think Paris got enhanced…but she looks meatier everywhere – legs? Wow.
Yeah, Courtney needs to find a one-piece or at least a tankini. Something. But yay for her being clean & looking happy!!
I like Owen & Kate together…he’s notorious for not being a ‘one woman guy’, & she’s stated that monagomy may not be ‘all that’…I hope it works for them!
Jen & Ben & Violet – CUTE.
Brit? Yep, new stylist. Def.
And are you sitting down? I MAY just have to say something ‘goodish’ about ANG. I know. I am SO anti-her & Brad. Her biggest fault is lying (as always in MHO). Pax is going to be surrounded by the papparazzi (??) for pretty much forEVER, so I really think getting him used to it now is a good thing. Quality time at night or whenever will help, but anyone that thinks he was going to have ANY semblance of a normal life was lying to themselves. He needs to get used to the contant attention, too. And mom’s always going to work. And stay in the cameras. Bottom line.
Thanks for keeping up on Ange’s bad deeds for me Haley. I feel better knowing she’s not perfect. It was great to meet you last week and you look faaaannnntastic!! Your belly is soooo much more attractive than C-love’s.That dripping flesh is scary!!!
Nobody has mentioned how scary Britney looks all the time. She’s SCARY, people! The lips, the hats, the wigs… She needs a (new) stylist in a really big way!
Angelina – HAH! Caught’ ya! Knew you weren’t as perfect as you made yourself out to be. Now the question remains: will it be her costar on this movie or the next that she falls in love with and leaves Brad for?
Courtney – wow. That must have been A LOT of weight, and FAST. And it doesn’t even look like she’s running, or something similar that could cause the major downward sag action (remember the Kate Hudson pic a while back?)
Jen and Vi. Pure, unadulterated love. LOVE. Cannot get enough. *sigh*
courtney looks positively frightening in that bikini.i mean its great she lost weight but yuck…paris hilton and plastic boobs,maybe shes trying to be a life sized barbie doll?or some other kinda doll? jen and violet are just so sweet aren’t they.well i won’t play devils advocate for angelina,but i will say that all those show business parents have to work out schedules for work and family.and some do a better job than others.and some get more press coverage than others….
Oh dear. Courtney Love should know. I mean – I’m not nearly that skinny, but I KNOW I do not look good in bikinis and if there was any inkling I’d be photographed while wearing one. Oh GOD. never.
So, I’m sorry. But I still love Angie. Love her.
Yikes, that Courtney Love picture? If I liked her more I’d feel sorry for her, but I cannot stand her…
Yes. she should consider a one piecer!