Boobie Gossip

Hi Gorgeouseseseseses,

Soooooooooooooooo nauseouseouseous and sooooo tired after biggo nighto. Did you see me? Did you see me walking around all preggo and BUSTO (I cannot control how big these things are getting…..I think they’re bigger today than they were yesterday). Anyhoot, after my allnighter at the hospital with my sis and her new little one, I went pretty much straight to Mom’s Night Out. I met a few of you. LOVED you! Would have liked to meet more of you. But, maybe you were afraid-very-afraid to approach me because I told you to "BEWARE OF ME" in my last post. Good job…. And, to those of you brave ones? Lovely meeting you. Sorry I coughed and/or yawned and/or belched when we were chatting…. LOVE!

So, let’s get to the gossip. Forgive my lacksidasicalness. I have ZERO energy and am morning sick BEyond. Oh, I don’t like the pic of me on Ali’s blog, and I knew this would happen because I’m très unphotogenic. So, I took pics of me when Josh picked me up from the partay (he had the camera on him because he and the monkey went to the basketball game, blah, blah). I needed at least one pic from the night…. All the ones I took during the night are on Ali’s cam. Check it:

It’s a little better. At least my GINORMOUS breasts aren’t in the pic. If you think you didn’t see me last night, maybe you actually did. People seem to think I’d be a lot taller than I am. I’m a shorty. And, my breasts and tiredness right now pull me even closer to the ground. Ahh the joys of pregnancy after an allnighter!  I loved my maternity pants, though….Especially because I didn’t have to shorten them! And, they weren’t even capris!

AnyHOOT, on with the gossip!

check it!!!!!

SOME PEOPLE JUST LOVE THEIR BREASTS

And, truly, everyone should. I’m just having trouble containing my ever-growing ones right now. Whatevs. Mrs. Beckham sure loves hers. Loves parading ’em, too. She does NOT need a bra — HAAAATE.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.

Apparently, Lindz doesn’t need one either. Bitches!

SPEAKING OF BREASTS….

Everyone’s talking about it….Where’d those come from? What do you think, Gorgeouses? Implants or not implants…. And, what happened to her LOVING her small breasts because they look less "sloppy" in clothes?
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.

NEWS ALERT NEWS ALERT!!!

Gwen Stefani…IS WEARING FLATS! This is YUGE! She’s wearing flats and…whad’ya know!? She’s, like, MY HEIGHT! (kidding.)

How much did you LOVE her on American Idol…?!
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.

NICOLE KIDMAN AND KEITH URBAN OUT FOR A WALK   

Omigosh, Keith’s so much shorter than Nic? Who knew? Almost like Katie and Tom. But, oh yeah! Nicole was married to Tom, too….

Ew. Sorry bout that….
Photo of Nicole and Keith, with thanks, c/o Flynet.

THE OLSEN TWINS TO GET IDENTICAL NOSE JOBS

But, they have CUTE noses! Oy. Hollywood pressures much? So, here’s the scoop:

According to In Touch Weekly, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have discussed the possibility of performing twin nose jobs with Beverly Hills plastic surgeon Dr. Raj Kanodia: “Ashley
has always thought her nose was a little too big, so she wanted to get
it done,” a source says. “When she talked to her sister
about it, she loved the idea.” “They both love changing their looks,” a friend tells the mag, “They thought this would make them look more polished.” All I can say is "OUCH." I hear those things HURT. And, I can also say WHATEVS — it’s the Olsen twins. Who CARES.

PETRA NEMCOVA AND JAMES BLUNT DID BREAK UP

Since you asked…. Yup, they broke up BEFORE James and Lindsay hooked up….

ANTM: BYE BYE, DEE!

WE know she had the passion to become America’s Next Top Model (she was eating "gross tuna"!). But, Tyra et al apparently didn’t. So, out she goes. I found her really boring, anyway. Certainly not top model material. Her plus-sized buddy Whitney is none too good herself. She’ll be out soon enough. Yes, kudos to Tyra for fulfilling her "dream" of having TWO plus-sized models on the show. But, honestly? They’ve had WAY better plus-sizers on previous shows. These two can’t seem to model. They’re totally LOVELY, but they’re not models!

And, as for Renee who said there’ll never be a plus-sized model on the cover of Vogue…EAT THIS:

Love.

Wow, I’m fading really fast. And, I’m so nauseous I don’t know what to do with myself. Hey, thanks for listening to me complain. It really helps. I think I’ll go rant some more at The Cheaty Monkey. And, I’ll put another pic up to, again, counteract the one that my dear friend Ali posted (with such good intentions — seriously, we’re total buds in blogland and in real life). AND, I DARE MYSELF TO POST MY BELLY AND GINORMOUS BREASTS! You HAVE to check it.

Talk to me in the comments, and let me know if you saw me last night — curious! And, by the way? I’m WAY behind on emails, blog reading, etc.. So tired — have I mentioned that?

Love! xo Haley-O