Hi Gorgeouses,
Minden says hi ("meow"). So, who’s the latest celeb to get a DUI? Can you say…celebrity DORK moment!? Did Britney leave rehab too soon? Salma, can I borrow some clothes? Are J-Lo and Marc patching things up on their vacay? How insane can Tom Cruise get? ANTM? All this, and, more!!!
check it!!!!!
I never liked Vivica A. Fox. I’ve disliked her ever since I saw her hosting some music show and saying "droppin’ it like it’s hot?" over and OVER again! And, ever since she used her relationship with 50 cent as publicity bait…. Now I have a legitimate reason not to like her. Drunk Driving. It is frikkin so serious. These celebs are IDIOTS for doing it. Hasn’t anyone learned from Brandy’s life-changing tragedy? And, she wasn’t even drunk! Anyway, this IDIOT was nabbed for drunk driving on Tuesday night. She failed the field sobriety test and the breatholizer test. She was unable to stay in the lane she was driving in — and it was the WRONG lane. She was DRUNK, Gorgeouses, and not just a little bit. I say TO JAIL WITH HER!
CELEBRITY DORK MOMENT: NAOMI WATTS
Hee! She got caught in her dogs’ leashes, AND it was caught on camera! LOVING IT!
Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
CELEBRITY DORK MOMENT #2 (BETTER THAN THE FIRST!)
Kate Beckinsale falls asleep on the set of her new film "Winged Creatures." HEE!!!!!
Photo, with thanks, c/o Flynet.
IS 30 DAYS ENOUGH TO REHABILITATE BRITNEY?
Britney has been released from the Promises program. She has apparently completed the program. MY ARSE! She was there for 30 days…but the program is 45 days for everyone else. Completed or not, even 45 days isn’t enough for Britney. What next, Gorgeouses? What next? Should be interesting.
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
SALMA ACTUALLY DOTH LOOK PREGGERS
She actually does look preggers in not just her boobs! And, she actually gone did her hair and looks aiight! I’d LOVE to borrow that dress for our Urbanmoms Mom’s Night Out…. If it fits her around the chest, it may just fit moi! (Help! They’re growing as we speak!!)
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
J-LO AND MARC ON A VACAY
They’re on a vacay on the Indian coast. Whether or not it’s to patch things up in the apparently ailing marriage, J-Lo’s looking none too happy: head down, lagging behind her corpse groom. How long will she hang in there? I give it at most a year.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Flynet.
JESSE METCALFE CHECKS INTO REHAB
Desperate Housewives’ Jesse Metcalfe has checked into rehab for alcoholism. Do we like him, Gorgeouses? I never thought he was that hot. This is a good pic of him, though….
HOW INSANE IS TOM CRUISE? CHECK IT
According to Us Magazine‘s insiders, "Katie has been crying over the phone [to Victoria Beckham]….She’s frustrated. Tom is denying her every single thing." And, Victoria knows how controlling Tom can be based on her own experience with him. As Us’s source explains,
Victoria is sick and tired of Tom being on her back about
Scientology…. Victoria is an old-fashioned British
woman who believes in God. She finds it quite rude that Tom is bugging
her so much. Not too long ago, Tom left 18 messages in one hour to get
them to join the church.
He was so insistent that Victoria had to put her foot down: "When she says no, she means no."
Poor Katie! Stuck with CRAZAY TOM 24/7. That’s, like, BRUTAL! And, he’s not even hot anymore….
ANTM: BYE BYE FELICIA!
One bad picture, and she’s all-of-a-sudden BOOTED!? What, no second chance? This was weird. It wasn’t Felicia’s time to go. At least give her a warning!? And, she sooooo was not getting "cocky." AND, this wasn’t even the worst picture. But, whatevs. Brittany’s still there, and Jael, and Rene (we need her for the drama — and, cuz we love to hate her).
WHAT ON EARTH IS SANJAYA STILL DOING ON AMERICAN IDOL?
The answer? HOWARD STERN! Howard Stern has joined forces with the website "Vote for the Worst", which encourages people to vote for the worst contestant on the show. He’s encouraging all of his DEVOTED fans (and he has many…including MOI) to vote for Sanjaya the entire 2 hours of the voting time. Howard Stern himself is even voting! Sanjaya, Gorgeouses, is there for the long haul. Even though I LOVE me some Howard, I wouldn’t vote for Sanjaya. I love Jordin. VOTE JORDIN!
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
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xo Haley-O
…WE WANT MORE CELEBRITY DOOFUS MOMENTS!!!
Jael’s voice kills me, but I love her. I want her to win 🙂 Felicia, whatevs. She was too nice, so she had to go.
Earth to Tom Cruise…Earth to Tom Cruise…there are no aliens waiting to take over the planet…give up your crazy-ass made up celebrity religion and set your poor innocent wife and child free! Honestly, though, if you ever look up Scientology and what they really believe and where it all came from…I mean, WTF? I would say it is so weird you couldn’t MAKE it up, except, well, L.Ron Hubbard already DID make it up, but…wow. That is some strange stuff. You should see the South Park scientology spoof…they didn’t even have to exaggerate it at all to make it weird enough – they just told the truth!
Okay, moving on…put Viv in jail and throw away the key. Driving drunk is waaaaay up there on the list of stupid and despicable and unforgiveable things to do.
And Britney…it’s too soon. Even 45 days seems way too soon. We will see…
ANTM is not giving any chance this season!! I don’t think there will be a weak link ’til the end…
J-Lo will hang ’til she has a arm of his detach from his skeletonself…
You should know there is something not going well with your fiancé when he goes jumping on couch on international television…He is just loosing more and more since then…
felicia never would have won ANTM so when they never had a chance I don’t care to much that they have left early or not. she was too cocky. and in the summary of her pics it was clear she didn’t have much diversity in her face.
and Bitney needs at least a year of therapy to fix herself- not to be mean that’s a professional opinion. LOL
I love the whole controversay over American Idol- which I don’t watch but the fact that Howard Stern has his fans voting for that guy is hilarious. That shows days are coming to an end. The power of the people! 🙂
I am so over Tom Cruise….I am wistful for those Top Gun and Cocktails days…now he is just too weird for me. Sigh.
Poor Katie.
Don’t think it was enough time for Brit – agree with you there!
VicBeckham is annoying – does she EVER smile? BUT, Tom? He just really needs to go away…’we’ tried to warn Katie. She needs to get Suri, & RUN.
Sanjaya…poor thing. Just doesn’t.have.it. Prolonging it doesn’t help him any. I voted for Jordin last week!!
P.S. Hi Minden!
Yikes about the Howard Stern thing. That’s ridiculous, IMO, but I guess after a while people want to spice things up 😉
Well, that sucks for the girl on MySpace who is supposedly on a hunger strike until Sanjaya gets eliminated.
Jael’s voice is SO ANNOYING!!! Could it be more monotonous!!! Too bad because I think she is a really interesting character but…plug my ears. I think Felicia was gone because she was nice and normal…seems to be the theme so far. I can’t stand Renee but her pic was awesome.
Poor Katie…Tom is just creepy and narsty.
Vivica deserves what she gets. Hopefully the entitlement of celebrity won’t be to her advantage.
i agree…completely not Felicia’s time to go. i think Tyra was just getting annoyed with the whole “she looks like Tyra thing” 🙂
also..Jael’s voice really disturbs me.