Hi Gorgeouses!
Do you love it!?!? Here’s what’s on tap today: Britney fashion statements; Britney’s videotaped message to the world; Brandy steps out of the house; Brad and Zahara out on the town; Jen and Vi (of course); and more!!!
check it!!!!!
A TREND I MIGHT LIKE….AND ONE I’LL NEVER LIKE
Does this mean I can start not shortening the pants I buy? Because if that’s the case, I’ll be, like, sooooo happy. The only reason I live in my few pairs of Lululemons is because I can’t be bothered to buy new pants — because buying new pants means shortening new pants, and who has freaking time for that? Here’s hoping this new trend catches on…. In any case, capris season is here — YES! New pants here I come!
Poor Britney is also trying desperately to bring back, like, every kind of hat….
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.
And, ummm, you won’t be seeing me in a hat like that anytime soon….I guess it’s supposed to make her wig look more authentic or something….Whatevs. HIDEOUS. She does look way skinny, though. All those surgical procedures are paying off….
LIKE, OH MY GAWD? YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS!?!
Ew. That’s all I have to say. This, like omigosh, like sooooo like doesn’t like help her?!?
AWWWWWWWWWWWW….!
I can’t help myself. And, I know you love it, so…here! Enjoy!!! They are BOTH SO CUTE!
Photos, with thanks, c/o Pop Sugar.
BRAD AND ZAHARA OUT ON THE TOWN
Awwwwww! Cute daddy and daddy’s-little-girl and, mmmm, Baskin Robbins….Looks like he’s hopped on the Britney-hat-bandwagon, though. Yuck! And, speaking of "yuck," look who spoils this perfect daddy-daughter moment for me….
Angelina. Oh well. At least they look like a happy family, which can only be a good thing — even if she’s the most two-faced celeb evah.
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17.
AMERICA FERRERA WILL NEVER BECOME ANOREXIC — LOVE HER!
America told W Magazine that she could never become anorexic — she could never succumb to the Hollywood pressures to become size 0. LOVE HER! Here’s what she said:
Even if I wanted to be anorexic, I just don’t have what it takes….After four hours of being anorexic, I’d be like, "It’s been four whole hours! Feed me!" …There are times when I go to the gym and really try, and there are times when I just don’t….I gain a pound; I lose a pound. But I think I’ve developed a
really good sense of when I’m doing something for myself as opposed to
when I’m doing something because of other people’s expectations of me.
Niiiiiice! Could she be any awesomer? LOVE!
BRANDY MAKES AN APPEARANCE
We haven’t seen Brandy AT ALL since her December 31st car accident, for which she’s been charged with vehicular manslaughter (because a 38 year-old-mother was killed in it). Here she is out with Kim Kardashian — the daughter of OJ Simpson’s attorney (the late Robert Kardashian), whose sex tape with her ex-boyfriend, BRANDY’S BROTHER RAY J, was released "against her will" recently…. Weird that the two of them are out together. Brandy doesn’t look much like her old self. Maybe it’s the picture, but she looks tired and worn out. You can tell she’s been through a lot. Kim looks gorj, as usual, though.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News.
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I’d love to tell you I did something totally exciting and interesting today. But, no. I SLEPT almost the whole day. With the monkey. She slept by my side…awwww. It was heaven really. She was such a precious little love! But, this pregnancy has me soooooo tired. I’m in my fourth month already, and I’m beyond exhausted. Crazy. Oh well, hopefully this sleep will help.
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Boo! I have been without internet for a few days in my hotel in Montreal (at the latest Kitchen Party…so FUN!!) but now the Brit video is no longer available. What’s the scoop??
Get some rest…Love the Jen & Vi shots, too sweet.
America’s awesome!
Brit needs to lose the boots with dresses, too…that fad is O.VER.
Could kiss America right now!! That is my way of thinking!! I couldn’t become anorexic, love too much eating for that, and boulimic is just a waste of food!! I support her all the way!!!
Do your pants, please!!! Know what it is, even if I have kind of long legs for my 5 foot 3!!
Totally understand- thanks for answering!
And, Kath? THAT IS HER!!! She doesn’t actually talk like that — she’s doing a little satire. But, it’s her….
KATH — It’s so hard to judge Britney, yeah. I’m not sure what to make of her. She’s definitely a product of a wacky childhood. Maybe, as Avril has said, she’s just not strong enough for the biz — whether this is due to a vexed relationship with the biz or an unfortunate childhood, who knows?
JOD — America ROCKS!
LAV — Like, omigosh! “Like” is, like, my favourite word, too!!! We are like totally soul mates!
JOSCELYN — I don’t “hate” Ange really. I don’t know her enough to hate her. But, I don’t like the way she portrays herself in the media (i.e., as something like a “Saint Angelina”). She has been caught in a lot of lies recently, and even before that she was annoyingly self-righteous in her interviews. Plus, bottom line? I love Jennifer Aniston…. 😉 But, no, I don’t hate Ange. I just don’t like her. And, btw, I do very much respect the work she does and has done for third-world countries. (FYI, I’ve written extensively about why I dislike her in some past posts if you need more explanation.) 🙂 Great question!
Wow. Britney might need to address her anger issues, ya know? Also, it wasn’t until about halfway through the vid that I realized that wasn’t really her and how she talks…yeesh. I do still feel sorry for her tho, because she didn’t exactly make the choice to become a big celeb after growing up with a normal white-bread childhood. She’s been pimped around by her parents since she was little. Kinda hard to say, “well, you asked for it, bitch” when, well, we don’t really know if she DID ask for it.
Just out of curiosity, why do you hate Angelina so much??
like,everybody,like STOP using my fave word ok?the jen and vi pics are soo adorable.could they be any cuter?don’t think so.brad is sure a great looking daddy!i love America.and you’re right she is awesome.she’s the type of celeb you’d want your daughters to look up to.
I love America F. as well.