Hi Gorgeouses!
It’s Tuesday, and I thought it was WEDNESDAY! Boo…I was so looking forward to America’s Next Top Model! Anyway, here’s what we’re gossiping about today: Britney Spears (hohum…); ROYAL NEWS (just for you…); Patrick Dempsey shows off the twins!; Gisele gets the boot; the Heidi-Seal clan relaxes and plays on the beach; Kelly Clarkson’s new vid; and, MOAH MOAH MOAH!!!
check it!!!!!
COMEBACK…OH, GO AWAY!!!
First of all, I LOVE YOU SEAN PRESTON FEDERLINE (look how CUTE…SLEEPY-HEAD!). Now. Britney. ENOUGH. Go AWAY. I’m so dunzo with her. And, YET…. AND YET…. She IS coming back. Coming back THIS WEEK. Yup, she’ll be performing her first comeback gig at the House of Blues (in San Diego), as rumoured…. She’s already started rehearsing there. Security’s gonna be YUGE, I’m hearing. You know what this means, Gorgeouses…. We’re not going to get that much-needed Britney break ANY time soon…. Dangit, I’d rather talk about the ROYALS than Britney, already. ‘NUFF!
OH, AND GUESS WHO WORE THIS TO SHOP FOR BABY CLOTHES?
No comment. But, check this pic?:
SOMEBODY almost lost her wig in her convertible. OOPS! Classic photo.
Photos, with thanks, c/o Flynet.
PRINCE HARRY IS GOING TO WAR
This isn’t my kind of gossip. Because it’s very serious…. Prince Harry’s going to war, and he’s a target. He’ll be staying in Iraq with his regiment for 6 months (a long time).
Prince Harry is the first royal to go to war since his uncle, Prince Andrew.
Over the weekend, the 22-year-old prince partied with his pals, his girlfriend Chelsey Davy and Prince William at a local club — as part of the Royal farewell. During the festivities, Harry gave a speech in which he said, "Whether I serve on the front line or carry out a desk job in Basra, I
just want to get out to Iraq and serve my country….I don’t know what to expect. I’m nervous,
excited and apprehensive, and I’m really looking forward to it" (qtd. from News of the World).
GISELE BUNDCHEN SAYS "TCHAU" TO VICTORIA SECRET
It’s the end of an era. Gisele will no longer be walking the Victoria’s Secret runway or gracing its gorj catalogue with her unbelievable bod. Why? Because she wanted an increase in her annual $5,000,000 salary. Victoria’s Secret wouldn’t have anything to do with that. They let her go no prob — because, apparently, they have a NEW, YOUNGER, HOTTER crop of talent on board who won’t make such nutball demands.
Scoop, with thanks, c/o The New York Post.
PATRICK DEMPSEY (DILF!!!!) ON THE BEACH WITH GORJ FAM!
Wow…. I can’t imagine having twins! It’s soooo cute, but I can’t imagine the work! Dempsey and his wife Jillian look like they’re doing great, though. But, where’s their little Talula? Oh, there’s the little cutie!
CUTE!
I’m busy thinking up names for my new baby (arriving late September!)…. "Talula" is not on my list — just FYI….
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.
MORE BEACH PHOTOS: HEIDI, SEAL AND FAM
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Flynet.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Flynet.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Flynet.
So GORJ. Love the dog, the kids, the FABUGORJ couple. It’s all just so beautiful (sniffle).
AND, NOW FOR A CHEATY MUSIC BREAK
I love me some Kelly Clarkson. Wasn’t sure about her new song at first, but now I like it! Check it:
WHY WOULD SHE WEAR THIS TO THE SPIDERMAN PREMIERE?
There are some things in life, you know, that just CANNOT be explained — like, WHY WE EXIST AT ALL, WHERE/IF/HOW THE UNIVERSE ENDS….and why KIRSTIN DUNST WORE SUCH AN ATROCITY to the Spidey premiere!
Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash News.
Today’s your day to VOTE! Thanks!! LOVE!!!
So, THE BACHELOR. Andy might be kinda good looking — in a Ben Afleck sort of way…. But, MAN, is he cheesy!? He’s making some good decisions, though. Bevin and Tessa are still there, so all’s good. It’s HANDS-DOWN Bevin and Tessa to the final two. What do you think, Gorgeouses?
I dunno, I like them both. Bev’s got the chemistry with Andy, and Tessa has the GREAT personality. They’re both purty….
Andy and Ben kind of look alike, no?
Y&R?: When did Nicky become so cut-throat. It’s wild. I’m kind of diggin’ it. But, I don’t like her new ‘do…. I’m LOVING how Brad and Sharon’s affair is DESTROYING everything for everyone right now — from Victoria to Phyllis to Neil, etc., etc. AWESOME….
Got comments? I’d LOVE to hear ’em.
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xo Haley-O!!!
so at least brit dresses spf great.and gisele should be ashamed greedy cow.nothin’to say about brit waering her lingerie in public.oh darn she forgot her clothes somewhere again.the family photos of patrick and heidi with their fams are nice.why is kirsten wearing that foil gum wrapper?ew what a horrible dress.so is she lopsided or her dress haha
Those fishnets and hot-pants…AGAIN!! Somebody please put me out of my misery and get her a stylist! That’s all I ask in life…is for Britney to get a stylist…is it really that much to ask????
Giselle is hott to me only because she’s been pictured with Brandon Trentham, who is my new crush! heehee But VS doesn’t need her. They’ve still got Allesandra, Adriana, & Selita…they’ll be just fine.
Talula didn’t make your short list? I’m shocked. 🙂
I’m so over Nick and Phylis! I am liking Nicky’s new do’ I think it suits her much better, that long “I Dream of Genie” pony had to go. The story lines are great lately and as long as they keep the tension high it will stay that way.
Love the beach shots today.
BURN THE HATS BRITNEY. I saw a pic (Vanity Fair maybe?) of her with the ‘shorn’ hair, she doesn’t look bad.
Love the beach photos…Patrick. **swoon**
I hope Prince Harry stays safe, as well as all soldiers. He does seem to have a ‘higher price on his head’ though.
Brit, go home! That is not a outfit to go shop!! And you have hole in your pantyhose!!
I hope the new face of Victoria is as beautiful as Gisele. I hate it when i see the ribs on a lingerie model!!
I never realise how great Kelly hair was!!! I want them!!The video and son are great!! And the guy in it is cute!! He seems familiar, doh!!
britney is so classy.
i’m loving y&r these days. and i’m loving that nick is sticking by Phyllis. i love them 🙂
I can’t wait to see the video of brits performance- she all old stuff, I hope she didn’t dress like a whore ( what a concept) who am I kidding
VS is crazy they did not renew with gisele I would buy anything that girl sold just cause ” gisele has one” LOL
Y& R fan? lovely lets talk
sharon and jack — gross
phylis – is a nut case- that whole wedding thing today was stupid
I can’t wait till drew comes back – you know she will
I hope this summer is good, it’s been lagging lately Sharon is my favorite character. Nicky gets on my nerves- she can never make up her mind on who she hates.