Gossip and the City!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi Gorgeouses!

First it was Britney, then the Spice Girls, and NOW…. They’re BACK! The girls are BACK! Our FAVE NYC GORGEOUSES are BACK!! Well, they’re coming back. In movie form. Don’t you LOVE IT!!!???

This has been in the works for a long time, but the project originally fell through when Kim Cattrall refused to appear in the movie unless her contract was on par with Sara Jessica’s. After MAJOR contractual revampifications (I know, that’s not a word, but I LOVE IT!), the girls are all happy, and HERE WE COME! They start filming in Manhattan in the FALL!!! Can you NOT WAIT?!? Can you say…. OHHH YESSSSS!?!?

And, there’s more gossip, of course…. SO, check it!!! Oh, and, by the way? I feel it’s totally important that you know I’m gossiping in nothing but a lululemon t-shirt and my BIG PREGNANCY UNDERWEAR right now. But, hey, comfort is comfort.

DIDDY AND KIM PORTER = DUNZO

After 10 years, Diddy’s girlfriend and mother of his 3 children, has left him. This isn’t totally surprising because Diddy’s been linked with Sienna Miller since not-long-after Porter gave birth to their twins, Jessie and D’Lila (now 7 months old). Apparently, the breakup was amicable, though. Diddy even purchased a big ol’ mansion in Beverly Hills for Kim and her four children (3 of whom are his).

IT’S SO NOT FAIR…: LINDSAY’S NEW DUDE

Aren’t you, like, not supposed to date for a LONG while after rehab? I mean, the girl was just in a MESSED up car crash while she was high on coke and alcohol. And, THIS is how she recovers? Something seems not right about that. Anyway, the dude’s name is Lamas, A.J. Lamas — actor Lorenzo Lamas’s son. And, he’s hott. And, any AA or rehab sponsor would seem crazy telling her not to date him. But, still….
Photo and scoop, with thanks, c/o X17.

JANET JACKSON’S ONGOING BATTLE WITH THE BULGE

I mean, she’s still got those great arms. But, every time she yoyos down to a ridiculously thin weight for her — abs galore — she goes to the mags and talks about the INSANE diet she’s on, i.e., the one with no bread, no cheese, no this, no that, and working out 5 hours a day. She’s done this a few times, non? Just recently (May 2007), we had this….

Seems to me she should just make friends with her bootilicious bod and stop going to the mags  — unless she wants to flaunt some healthy, reality curvage already!
Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash News.

OMIGOSH, I ALMOST FORGOT! BRITNEY APOLOGIZES TO THE PAPS

Remember this (when Brit lost it on the X17 photographers outside Kevin’s house a while back)?

Well! She sent a written apology and explanation to them. You HAVE to check it:

She HAD to be drunk or high on something when she wrote this! Ha! Because this is just SO NOT NORMAL! Amazing how this makes HEADLINES, though, isn’t it? Britney writes a scrappy wee note, and EVERYONE’S talking about it!
Photo and scoop, with thanks, c/o X17.

OFFICIALLY OFFICIAL….

No further comments…. Except that I hope she has a healthy pregnancy.

JEN ANISTON AND PAUL SCULFOR = DUNZO

Well it’s probably for the best. Apparently they’re still on good terms. But, the relationship is ovah. I’m sad-ish. I don’t think I’ll she’ll be truly happy until she and Brad Pitt get back together…or something. Sculfor was bad news, anyway — something about cocaine…and Kate Moss. Jen’s better off without him. Nexxxt! Someone good, PLEASE!

CANADIANA!!: NELLY FURTADO…ENGAGED!

(Click image to enlarge the BLING!)

Yup! Our little Nelly is engaged! Dude’s name is Demo Castellon — and he’s the sound engineer for Timbaland (LOVE!).
Photo and scoop, with thanks, c/o Perez Hilton.

BECAUSE WE LOVE US SOME DORA — CHECK IT! You will LAUGH OUT LOUD:

Hee! TOTALLY classic! Hope you enjoyed!

CANADA’S NEXT TOP MODEL

This was a good one. One of the better ones so far. I’m happy no one got booted. I mean, it would have been great if Cori’d gotten booted. But, it wasn’t meant to be. I really really really really really enjoy Tia. But, what’s-her-face with the short red bob is taking it home….. And, HOW HOTT WAS NIGEL? Was that not AWESOME!? I actually felt like I was watching America’s Next Top Model with him heating up the set. LOVE!

Mmmmm…. He can feed me some o’ dat Indian cuisine ANYTIME! LOVE!

BIG BROTHER 8!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How FREAKING awesome is this show? How is it POSSIBLE to be HOOKED on a show, year after year, on the VERY FIRST DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE the Alice in Wonderland theme, LOVE the living with your worst enemy! LOVE the cute guys! LOVE the flamboyant Joe and his ex and how they LOATHE each other: "SOMEHOW, I immaculately conceived GONORRHEA!!!" Best line EVAH! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!! Freaking hilarious awesome GORJJJJ! LOVE!

Want more Cheaty? Check it — at The Cheaty Monkey! Come on over and play my "HOTT" OR "NOTT" CELEBS SUMMER FASHIONS (Thursday’s post)!

Love!
xo Haley-O