Hi Gorgeouses!
Just for YOU!: What happened BEHIND THE SCENES at the Beckham W photo shoot? Who continues to take THE MOST terribly horrible pictures (other than moi…)? Who is Hilary Duff REALLY dating? How does Simon feel about Kelly’s feud with Clive Davis? And, MORE!
check it!!!
SOME MUSIC FOR YOUR GOSSIPING PLEASURE — STRAIGHT FROM SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE…!
LOVE THAT! Enjoy it while you gossip, and/or get up and dance like on The Ellen Degeneres Show!?! TIMBALAND is SOOOO where it’s at. Hit after hit, man…. LOVE! (Btw, the song is Timbaland’s The Way I Are, featuring Keri Hilson, D.O.E. & Sebastian.)
BEHIND THE SCENES AT THE BECKHAM W PHOTO SHOOT
Apparently, things were just as steamy OFF the set as they were ON the set. Check these behind-the-scene photos! (As always, click ’em to enlarge!)
In the car…. (AS IF they didn’t get enough loving on the set!)
Outside the trailor…. More loving…. DAVE = TOPLESS!
Holding hands…. BUT WHO CARES — LOOK AT DAVE’S ABS!
OH YEEEAAAAH! Now were talking. Get Vic outta there…. Mmmm, yeeahhh!
Right, so, I’M NOT BUYING ANY OF THIS PUBLIC DISPLAY OF AFFECTION ON AND OFF CAMERA. We have NEVER seen it before with the two of them. So, why are we seeing it NOW??? Hmmm…. And, this is just me speculating, but, can you say "COMING TO AMERICA"? Yeah, it’s Vic’s new reality show. And, I’m for-sure watching it. But, so this is all promo, don’t you think? It’s all for the positive publicity so that the Becks can take over where Jen and Brad left off — as America’s sweethearts. But, I repeat, I DON’T BUY IT ONE BIT! NOT EVEN FOR A PENNY!
And, and, AND, Victoria went on Jay Leno the other day and ranted on about how "I’m getting really self-conscious about the fact I do constantly look like a bit of a miserable bitch” in the magazines. Like, OH. MA. GARSH….
Like, O My POSH, do not look so surprised. ‘Cuz, girl, YOU NEVER SMILE! Why start now!? — Oh! Oh! I know! I know! Because you have a fresh new AMERICAN reality TV show coming out, and you want America to love you. OBVIOUS. MUCH.
Photos and scoop, with thanks, c/o Splash News.
BRITNEY LOOKS LIKE A AND HER DOG
Hee! The girl takes THE WORST PICTURES! Here’s an okay one, though, just to be fair…:
HEINOUS dress, though…. No camera can do justice to that…. Where’d the dog go? Is the dog in that purse? (Sorry, Minden, my research assistant / cat, wanted to know….) Oh, in case you’re wondering Brit was going to her friend Alli’s birthday soirée in these pics. Woopdeedoo, I know. Where’s the dog…? And, why’d she bring it in the first place? Crutch much?
Here’s another crapola pic of her!:
Hee! Erm…, am I the only one who gets a kick out of these? ‘Cus if I am, I’ll stop. Really….
Oh, and Brit has a NEW SINGLE coming out. Stay tuned for that. Should be, erm…, interesting….
Photos and scoop, with thanks, c/o X17.
NAOMI WATTS — STILL PREGGERS, AND HANGING IN THERE!
Gorj even when YUGELY PREGGERS AND WITHOUT MAKEUP! Go GIRL! For some reason, my fashion sense goes down the TOILET when I’m preggers. So, you tell me: is this a good maternity look? ‘Cus I’m digging it! Wish I could pull off ANY kind of stylishness right now!
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.
IT’S OFFICIAL: HILARY DUFF IS DATING FRANKIE DELGADO (WHOM???)
Frolicking at the beach….
Holding hands at Hyde nightclub….
…Must be love! So WTH is Frankie Delgado? He’s one of the new stars on MTV’s new series "Twentyfourseven." (I’ll probably be watching it….) It’s about seven friends — each with his/her own dream — working 24/7 in order to make it in Hollywood. Delgado was trying to become a club promoter while on the show, and he succeeded: now he promotes Club Area (which y’all know from MTV’s The Hills), one of the hottest Hollywood nightclubs.
So, why was Hil with Brody Jenner a couple weeks ago? Because, CHECK IT:
Because Brody’s been hangin’ with Hil’s sister HAYLIE — who appears to FINALLY have fixed her previously terrible nose job. She looks cute now!
Wanna hear awkward, though? Frankie Delgado used to be Haylie’s best friend…. Wonder how Hayl feels about them dating…?
Photos of Haylie and Brody, c/o Buzzfoto.
SIMON UNIMPRESSED WITH KELLY….
Simon Cowell has finally offered his two cents on the whole Kelly Clarkson – versus – Sony/BMG boss Clive Davis. And, not surprisingly, he’s siding with the Clivester. In case you didn’t know, Kelly and Clive have been feuding about her newest album My December: she wants to write and use her own songs, and he wants her to sing cookie-cutter songs that have been written for her. And, what was Kelly’s response to Clive’s insistence? As she told Blender Magazine: "You’re 80, you’re not supposed to
like my album." OUCH!
Anyway, Cowell didn’t like what Kelly said AT ALL. And, according to Page Six, he responded with this statement: "Clive Davis at 80 is better than 99 percent of the people in
the music business in their 20s, 30s and 40s … and he’s not 80 …
[Davis] is the boss of the record company, and it’s his job to advise." Clive’s actually 75…. And, judging from the BRUTAL public reception of My December, Clive’s right and Kell’s WRONG! Hope she smartens up. I don’t like the new hard, screechy, rocker Kelly. And, I AM NOT 80!
VOTE FOR JOE VOTE FOR JOE VOTE FOR JOE VOTE FOR JOE!
America’s player is Eric, right? So, before Tuesday, America (which includes us Canadians) are supposed to vote for someone for Eric to "slip into bed" with. I say, we HAVE to VOTE for Eric to slip into bed with JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How hilarious would that be! Go to the Big Brother website and vote for Eric to slip into bed with JOE!!!!!!!!!! VOTE FOR JOE VOTE FOR JOE VOTE FOR JOE VOTE FOR JOE!!!!!
Here’s the linky: http://www.cbs.com/primetime/bigbrother8/americas_player/vote.shtml. I VOTED 5 TIMES ALREADY. Do it, please. DO IT!!! LOVE!
A SORT-OF SPOILER!: I HATE JENNOYING FOR PUTTING UP WHO SHE DID! I HATE HER! I LOVE THE TWO PEOPLE SHE NOMINATED. LOVE THEM LOVE THEM LOVE THEM!!! DANGIT!!! DANG-IT! What a freaking BEYOTCH! HATE! And, now I can’t wait till Tuesday — the next BB show….WAAAHHH!
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE
Can you believe this solo? Danny!
Un-freaking-believable. Glides. Flies. Spin. Gorj!
ELIMINATED…: Shauna and Cedric
I don’t know how I feel about the vote-offs. I’ve never been wild about Shauna — even though she’s technically fantastic. But, I’m SO not into Jaimie…. I don’t know why they kept Jaimie and booted Shauna. No clue. Whatevs, though, both had to go. NO SURPRISE that Cedric went home. Definitely his time. And, Hock and Danny ain’t going nowhere.
Want more Cheaty? Check it — at The Cheaty Monkey!
LOVE!
xo Haley-O!!!
Hello everybody. My name is Jen and I am a So You Think You Can Dance-aholic!!!!! ADDICTED!!! Was in the UK for a week and PVRd it. The second thing I did (after kissing my kids) when I got home was watch it! L.O.V.E.!!
Becks is yummy eye candy but I find their whole thing contrived and somewhat creepy.
LAV — I watched Coming to America, too! Will tell you my thoughts in next post! 🙂 And, Becks DOTH have a FAB bod!
ALI — JENNOYING HAS GOT TO GO before either Evil or Danielle! Hopefully, Big Brother will step in. they have to….
SLEEPY — I LOVE YOUR JENNAMES! LOVE them! Cracked me right up! Hee!
david beckham has the most beautiful chest and abs ever.and i watched victoria coming to america and thought she was pretty funny.although some of the stuff didn’t seem sincere.naomi watts looks great but i didn’t like the fabric scrap skirt she was wearing.i feel sorry for britney whats wrong with her?
If I was in the Big brother House I totally would have whipped out the magic marker and made a Jennoying or Jenerally retarded T-shirt and maybe a Jenital Disease one too…… Good grief I HATE HER. Love Dick for telling her off.
I love Victoria, I have watched a ton of stuff from the BBC and interviews in England, and she seems likable, although as pretty as Becks is, he is freaking dumb.
I never got the hype on Haylie, and Brittney needs to get a stylist pronto, I think I could dress her ass better in WAl-Mart crap.
im VERY angry about jen’s nominations. she’s quite the piece of work, isn’t she?
Hee! I KNOW — cute — and weird…. MAYBE AN OMEN FOR HER…Baby’s coming!
What’s with the dusty baby footprints on the van behind Naomi???