Hi Gorgeouses!
Get this: Sarah Jessica Parker has a New Perfume; Geri Halliwell looks freaking amazing; Kalan Porter talks sexuality; Britney’s a total freak; Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards duke it out some more; AND, MORE!
So, what are you waiting for, Favourite Gorgeouses? check it!!!
SARAH JESSICA PARKER COVETS NEW PERFUME
Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash.
GERI HALLIWELL LOOKS AWESOME IN A BIKINI
Omigosh. Former (and comebacking) Spice Girl Geri Halliwell just turned 35. She’s celebrating her 35th birthday in the Isle of Celebrities — St. Tropez…. And, and, AND, she has a just-over-1-year-old baby! This gives me some hope! It suggests that I, too, could look like THAT in a little over a year? In other words…,
???
Here’s freaking hoping…!
Here’s a recent pic of Geri and her little girl, "Bluebell Madonna"….
Cute! But, if You HAD to choose ONE of these for your own child’s name, which would it be??: "Apple" or "Bluebell"? You tell me….
BRITNEY’S INSANE — IT’S OFFICIAL NOW (AS IF IT WASN’T ALREADY)
It’s officially official: Britney’s insane. According to US Magazine, she had a "naked poolside rendezvous with an extra from her newest music video." That’s all they’re telling us for now…. STAY TUNED! There will be more deets next post!
DENISE RICHARDS WANTS ANOTHER BABY…WITH CHARLIE SHEEN?
People Magazine says that Charlie Sheen says that Denise Richards says she wants more babies with Charlie! Here’s the scoopage:
"There was a request for a donation," Sheen, who is now engaged to Brooke Mueller, tells TV’s Entertainment Tonight….
"Without getting into it here," the Two and a Half Men Emmy nominee, 41, tells ET‘s Mark Steines, "there is a specific document relating to this that I am going to reserve for a court."
Asked if he would take this alleged offer from Richards
seriously, Sheen replies: "I would sooner, in exactly what I’m wearing,
walk on the surface of the moon. Does that answer it?"
Hee! I LOVE that last line — classic! Of course, Denise is denying all this, and claims Sheen just wants looser visitation rights…. The war is on, baby (sad, though, isn’t it…? I feel for their children…).
CANADIANA GOSSIP: IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING….
Canadian Idol winner Kalan Porter likes girls. Here’s what he says on myspace:
Are you Gay?
I’m not.
But I get it… I’m clearly not he-man of the year or anything.
But… I am who I am… so what can you do?
I truly respect the gay community. They’ve embraced who they are and I believe in that.Have you ever done drugs?
I tried cocaine once… but didn’t inhale.
Seriously though… I’m boringly drug-free.
He’s sweet, isn’t he, with those curls and all? …..And, YOU KNOW YOU WERE WONDERING ABOUT HIS ORIENTATIONS…! Now, you have all the answers!
CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE BIG DEAL IS ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL’S ZAC EFRON?
To me, he’s a KID (and, he IS only 19). And, he’s pretty — but not hunky. Not hunky like this:
Oh MANNNN! CLIIIIIIVE Owen. Now, I’m in all in a sweat. Horndog.
Or, like this:
Canadian Idol‘s Greg Neufeld can serenade me ANY time….
So, what’s the big ole deal with Efron? Why is he on all the mag covers? Why is he the new "it" guy, basically? ….And, Gorgeouses: OF COURSE, feel free to totally disagree with me — enlighten me, please, ‘cuz I really want to understand this new heartthrobationism…!
SPOILER ALERT: CANADIAN IDOL AND BIG BROTHER
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CANADIAN IDOL IS NOW NO LONGER WORTH WATCHING
WHAT WHAT WHAT?? I’M JUST WATCHING CANADIAN IDOL NOW…. AND…. SAY IT ISN’T SO!… GREG NEUFELD AND CARLY RAE IN THE BOTTOM THREE??
What are my two favourite idols — THE ONLY ONES WORTH WATCHING, in my humble opinion — in the bottom three tonight? What the…!?! What is wrong with CANADA. Maybe we should start voting, Gorgeouses!
OMIGOSH!!! GREG ELIMINATED!!! NEEEAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I could not be more devastated. That’s freaking more insane than Britney.
No more words HAVE I.
BIG BROTHER: I THINK I LIKE ERIC BEST
Sorry, I’m still in shock that Greg’s a goner. I, honestly…, am devastated. VOTE FOR CARLY RAE!
A-ny-way….
I think I want Eric and Jessica to go all the way now. As much as I think Dick is HOTT, he’s been way too much of a dick to Eric. And, I didn’t like it. LOVED when Dick was a dick to Jen and Kail, but not my ERIC! Eric is frigging smart and articulate and PLAYING FOR US. Hopefully, the LNC comes through and sticks with Eric.
By the way, how good is Daniele’s game face! She should play poker. She really should.
I have to go calm down. Greg was supposed to WIN IT. Serves me right for not voting.
Sigh….
Want more — sniffle — Cheaty? Check it — at THE CHEATY MONKEY! I HAVE PICTURE OF ME IN MY NEW NIGHTIE RIGHT AFTER I LEARNED GREG’S FATE ON CANADIAN IDOL!
AND, there’s a new CARAZAY post up at HALEY’S PREGNANCY BLOG — CHECK IT!
CHEER ME UP IN THE COMMENTS, KAY? I NEED SOME TLC RIGHT NOW……..?
LOVE!
xo Haley-O
Oh girl. You will look SO MUCH BETTER than Geri. For reals. I’m afraid she’s turned fake with the help of Queen of the Fakes, Victoria Beckham. You look mucho better. You could pull of that swimsuit now, even!
By the way….I wrote something about Gwyneth Paltrow yesterday & linked to your celebrity blog as one of my fav’s! Hope that is OK!!!!!
Dude, I’m sorry your hottie Idol got voted off. That sucks.
I think I read that SJP’s new “Covet” is supposed to remind her of her son’s room scent????? Is that true?????
I still love Dick, just really really wish he’d lay off everyone & lay low for awhile. Unfortunately I think he & Danielle have screwed themselves now…I still hope they somehow make it to final 2. Eric is starting to annoy me too but AMBER, go home already!!!
Poor poor Britney, such a shame…
I too am disappointed that Greg is gone. I don’t watch Canadian Idol much – but I had seen Greg! Too bad!
Dick is freaking me out. I think he needs to go.
I feel badly for Danielle’s boyfriend at home – poor guy had to watch his “girlfriend” getting cozy with Nick!
I heard that Amber said some pretty anti-semetic things and obviously it didn’t make the broadcast, but people watching Big Brother live online got to witness it…..I always thought she was a huge crybaby – now I think she is a horrible person and a crybaby!
Britney is so sad – I hope her kids are ok.
Since when do you like so much Eric?? You didn’t even like at all that whole America player thing at first!
Clive Owen was in Gladiator??
I didn’t even know Sara Jessica Parker ever had a perfume in the first place, but if the first one smelled like vomit, I’m not so sure how much better this one can be…
And Brittney Spears is a dope. Her career is ruined, and I don’t think she ever has a chance of coming back. I think she’s turning into Courtney Love.
I love Eric, I also am starting to enjoy Jennoying. She keeps it interesting. It really is time for Dick to go though, he is getting nothing done other then pissing everyone off. He is SO self riteous, and calls people on everything yet doesn’t see how crap his behavior is.
GRRRR.
Brittney needs to give KFed custody ASAP. Sad that the douchebag looks like the better parent.
Have you seen the commercial for SJP’s new perfume? WORST commerical ever. Unbelievably bad. Also, that Efron boy irritates the hell out of me. Get a haircut buddy.
What the hell is happening to Britney? Seriously!
sorry haven’t been watching idol lately.brit needs some serious help.what the heck.clive owen is so manly.wow.kalan is very pretty.i’m feeling really fat today.don’t want to look at skinny bees making me feel fatter.
K-Fed to the rescue? You know that the world is spinning off its axis now.
I like Kevin..He’s such a nice guy. I didn’t like him before but now I do..good guy..I like him–and I still love Dick.
Dick = Dick.
i can’t believe you think he’s hot. he’s way too intense about everything. and i actually think he’s kind of mean!
HOW COULD GREG BE ELIMINATED????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
I, too, am sick from it.