CARAZAY Gossip

Hi Gorgeouses,

I had the most busy weekend EVAH. Am still SPINNING and shaking from all the fun and sugary birthday cake (YUMM…HURL). So, let’s get right to it, shall we?

Today: Amy Winehouse and her CARAZAY self!; Nicole Ritchie and her 4 days…; Hilary Swank surfing; BRITNEY is more CARAZAY! And, MORE!!!

check it!!!

AMY WINEHOUSE LATE FOR A GIG AND LOOKING CARAZAY!

Here’s Amy and her hubby strolling while late for a gig in Manchester. Check out that HIVE. She’s the only person on Earth who can pull CARAZAY off like that…. Actually, I like her hair MUCH better than my uggers new haircut #@#@!%$%^@$#!!!! And, how ’bout those BLUE shoes? Awesome!
Photo and scoop, with thanks, c/o Splash.

HILARY SWANK SURFING IT UP!

She looks GORJ surfing in Malibu! And, her body is amazing! CARAZAY! I’m loving the lilac surfing suit. Reminds me of my trip to St. Martin once, when this old guy wolf whistled and then yelled out to me, "THAT BATHING SUIT FITS YOU LIKE A GLOVE!" Hee.
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17.

GET OVER YOURSELF

She soooooooo thinks she’s Jackie O…. GET OVER YOURSELF. You’re going to jail for driving drunk and THE WRONG WAY on the FREEWAY. You’re going to the county jail for 4 measly days for all that — starting September 28th. And, don’t bother writing a memoir about it because NO ONE REALLY CARES….

In addition to her WHATEVS jail sentence, Nicole has been fined $2048 and has to take an alcohol education course for 21 days. Fab.
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17.

Here’s a more appropriate photo for the occasion….

We don’t like drunk drivers here at Cheaty’s Celebrity Gossip….

BRITNEY LOSES IT ON THE SET OF HER NEW VIDEO

She’s so far gone, Gorgeouses. It’s not funny at all anymore. Shortly after her now infamous interview with OK! Magazine, Brit lost it on the set of her new video for the single "Give Me More." According to News of the World, Britney was "looking dead-eyed and disorientated" during the shoot, and started "sobbing hysterically." It got so bad at one point that she "squatted in her torn fishnets, clutched her Yorkie puppy and stared vacantly into space"….

WOW! Have you ever? Have we ever, like, in our lifetime, seen a star lose it SO BAD like this? It’s frightening, and sad. Here’s what else News of the World sources had to say:

"She was completely uncooperative and left everyone hanging about when she went for an hour’s massage — twice.

"She just didn’t want to cooperate and was snotty and rude to everyone — behaving like a complete and utter spoilt brat.

"When she wasn’t p*****g people off, Britney was smoking like a chimney.

"She didn’t eat or drink anything other than can after can of Red Bull. She could have drank 20 of them all told.

…"She had a problem with the extras being about when she did the pole dance."

Here are some pics from the shoot. This is NOT a comeback. This is a DISASTER. A sad, sorry, frightening, carazay disaster….

Photos and scoop, with thanks, c/o News of the World.

MILLA JOVOVICH LOVES HER PREGGERS CURVES

I don’t know about this photo in Jane Magazine…. It definitely caught my eye. It’s just a little, erm…, CARAZAY…, a little too naked, or something…. Anyway, here’s what Milla says (as printed above) about her new bawd:

Now that I’m pregnant I love my boobs. The way my body has changed is crazy
for sure. Last summer, I had muscles and my arms were all cut and
strong, and now I look like this healthy Russian farm girl. I’m really
curving out and becoming feminine – 25 pounds later.

Yes, "healthy Russian farm girl"…. Me, too. That’s just what I feel like, erm, yeah, farm girl. That’s me. MmmmmmCORRRRN….

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN DANCE

Hottest dance of the season so far — of course, by SHANE SPARKS…. CHECK IT!

CARAZAY dance. Freaking CARAZAY.
I couldn’t be happier that Jaimie and Kameron went home this week. America definitely got it right. What do you think?

BIG BROTHER

WHAT motivated Kail to offer herself up as a pawn for this week’s nomination? I don’t get it. Someone spell it out for me. NOBODY should EVAH want to be a pawn. It’s CARAZAY. Pawn’s ALWAYS go home.

And, how funny is Eric as America’s player? I mean, could they have picked anyone better!? He’s SO under the radar it’s beyond perfect. CARAZAY!

I’m hoping Evil Dick will start keeping a lower profile. YES, Amber’s CARAZAY to say she loves her dog as much as she loves her daughter, but don’t attack her about it, Dick!?! Please! Because I LOVE YOU, and Amber is best buds with the HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD! So, don’t push her buttons, kay babe? What are you THINKING?! I still love you, anyway…. xoxo.

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LOVE!

xo Haley-O