I’m BACK Gossip!

HI GORGEOUSES!

I’ve MISSED YOU! Did you hear I had a baby boy? Check it:

More deets and pictures over at The Cheaty Monkey! And, more more MORE on everything coming soon on my Pregnancy Blog.

SOOOOOO…. Let’s see what’s going on in Celebrity Land!!! It’s been, like, SOOOO LONG!!! And, don’t be surprised if the format of this here bloggy changes a bit for now because I’m just a LOT tired, and SOMEBODY eats and poops like crazy — I’m thinking smaller, more frequent posts. So, check often! BUT, we’ll play it by ear, too…. We’ll see how I do, kay? Please feel free to email me with requests or suggestions, right, kay? LOVE!

CHECK. IT!!!

KATE HUDSON HAS FAB STYLE

Honestly? Kate Hudson ALWAYS looks fab. I LOVE her style. Sort of hippie, sort of 70s, right? But, still modern and chic — not too dressy and not too caj. Perf, if you ask me.

Like, why do celebrities like Katie Holmes (at least ever since she became "Kate") and her BFF Vic Becks ALWAYS dress up. Why not relax a little? Chilled fashion is for-sure best. Katie Holmes is sooo try-hard. She can’t hide her Katieness no matter how "designer" she dresses to go to the zoo. She’d be, like, "hmmmm…. WHOM should I wear to go out and hail a cab…?" Kate Hudson’s not like that. No. Kate Hudson — whom I’m not even a FAN of — has got it right.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash.

…BRITNEY, ON THE OTHER HAND……..

Like, WTF is THAT DRESS? And, does the girl EVER stop with the Red Bulls? Or, is this product placement? What’s she doing at a furniture store — that’s CLOSED — anyway? Product placement, must be. Has to be. Red Bull must have paid her to make an appearance in the MOST DREADFUL gray dress EVAH. The grosser the dress, the better Red Bull looks, right? Honestly? It’s taking ALL my energy right now not to JUMP into that picture and yank that hat off her head, too — enough with the freaking HATS, Britney, ugh.

Oy, look how uggers this dress is!:

Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.

OH NO, NOT OUR KIEFER!

He’s been convicted of….can you guess?  Ugh. Another day, another celebrity DUI. But, NOT OUR KIEFER! Not our Canadian superstah! I’ll let People.com do the talking. He’s in big trouble:

Kiefer Sutherland has been formally charged with two misdemeanor counts
of DUI, the Los Angeles City Attorney’s Office announced Friday.

Prosecutors are also seeking to revoke his probation, stemming from a previous DUI conviction in November 2004.

The 24 star, 40, faces up to one year in county jail
if convicted and a $1,000 fine, plus an additional six months if a
judge deems he violated probation.

….Sutherland was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence in the early morning of
Sept. 25 in Hollywood, according to the Los Angeles police department.

After leaving a FOX network event at Area nightclub,
Sutherland made an illegal U-turn. Officers pulled him over, and the
actor failed a field sobriety test.

FOX apparently doesn’t think 24 will suffer from Kiefer’s STUPIDITY. Alls I know is that I no longer fancy Mr. Sutherland. And, I won’t be watching 24 this season (well, I don’t watch it anyway because it’s scary, but still…).

ZAC EFRON AND VANESSA HUDGENS BACK OHN  

So, rumour had it that these two had broken up — not surprisingly with all the scandal surrounding Vanessa. BUT, here they are all happy and frolicky at the gas station. Do you buy this, Gorgeouses? Like, who has THIS much fun pumping gas? Either this is a total Disney-staged photo-op, Zac and Vaness are, indeed, deliriously in love.
Photos, with thanks, c/o  X17.

CUTE….

Ryan Phillipe and I share the same birthday. Too bad I don’t LOVE him. But, look how intense he is ALWAYS — even on a grocery run with the kiddies. Must be the paps’ presence buggin’ him or something. Or, maybe it’s his birthday: September 10th, 1974 produced some super intense BUT GORJ peeps — like MOI, for instance, and him. Hee!  Seriously, though, if you could see me right now (7 days post giving birth to baby)? I’m ANYTHING but gorj. No, really, seriously. I’m not just saying it. Although my mom would probably disagree with me.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Just Jared.

Kay, I’m outtie. Gotta go sleep when baby sleeps. He’s been sleeping, though, for, like an hour now. Which means he’ll be screaming for me shortly.

I TOTALLY feel rusty writing this post today. I hope it’s aiight. I’ll get back in the swing of it in no time.

LOVE!

Come check things over at The Cheaty Monkey! I’m trying to update everywhere as much as possible. But, I’m not overdoing it. Well, maybe I’m overdoing it right now. But, whatevs. It brings me (and hopefully you!) joy.  So, it’s worth it!

Missed you!

xo Haley-O