La Gossipe

Hi Gorgeouses!

I hope you all had a FAB weekend! On today’s red carpet, we got: TOM CRUISE and SURI; DAVID COPPERFIELD; BRITNEY SPEARS; JENNIFER HUDSON; AND, MORE!

Oh, P.S.: My Y&R post from yesterday? Those were PREDICTIONS! People were, like, CALLING me about it. ADRIAN’S gonna die? Victoria’s had her baby? ………no. Those were PREDICTIONS. PREDICTIONS by moi. Little ole MOI. But, I’m soooooo right about ALL OF IT. You know it. You’ll see…. Because Y&R is never predictable. Noooo. LOVE!

check it!!!

THE SCIENTOLOGY HOLD

Well, isn’t Suri just GORJ! So MATURE looking! Now, Tom. Is this how the Scientologists are SUPPOSED to carry their children? I mean, it’s no Britney-Spears hold — like, Suri looks safe enough. Tom just looks so AWKWARD. Not surprisingly. He’s an awkward guy. A bizarre and awkward guy. I’d try this hold with the monkey, but I think I’d throw my back out. And, I’m still asking — WHY don’t Katie and Tom ever take a STROLLER? Is that against Scientology rules. I mean, seriously, is it? I mean, it might really be. So, seriously? Is it? Have you noticed that, though? Katie is ALWAYS carrying Suri…. By the way? How cute are Suri’s silver shoes? LOVE!

Oh, Tom, here’s Tori Spelling and hubby Dean McDermott STROLLING their baby Liam Aaron. That’s a stroller — you should try it:

…I’m loving the green on this stroller! Maybe ‘cuz I just bought a green double stroller today…. but, mine is MINT green. And not near has stylish…. (I’ll be posting it up at The Cheaty Monkey — look for it!)
Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash.

BRITNEY SPEARS HAS GOT HER KIDS BACK….AND A NEW SET OF LIPS TO BOOT

Brit got her lips injected a la Meg Ryan. But, they look aiight, no? Also, she got her kids back. She was spotted on Saturday driving her kids around in her Mercedes with her new lips and a court-appointed monitor…. Not sure what to say. Everything’s been said…over and over.

Photos, with thanks, c/o X17.

JENNIFER HUDSON LOOKING GORJ IN LILAC!

Jennifer Hudson was a KNOCK OUT at the “A Fine Romance” benefit for the Motion Picture & Television Fund. Love the makeup! Love the dress! Sure, it’s a little weird around the BOSOM. But, it’s hot.
Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash.

…BECAUSE I LOVE ME SOME HOWARD STERN….

Here’s KING OF ALL MEDIA, HOWARD STERN, leaving Da Silvano with his fiance Beth Ostrosky. I LOVE YOU, HOWARD!!! (Don’t hate me for this, Gorgeouses…. He’s a guilty pleasure of mine — only I don’t feel guilty about it…. He’s THUPER smart and a BRILLERS celeb interviewer…. LOVE! YOU! HOWARD!)
Photo, with thanks, c/o Buzzfoto.

DAVID COPPERFIELD ACCUSED OF RAPE

This is just WAY creepy…. Check what FOX NEWS reports:

A Seattle woman has made a rape claim against magician David Copperfield, law enforcement sources tell FOX News.

The woman told Seattle police the magician raped her while she was in the Bahamas, sources
said. Because the alleged incident happened abroad and the woman did
not report it until she returned to the United States, Seattle
authorities turned over the case to the FBI….
 
 

On Thursday, FBI officials raided a Las Vegas warehouse used by Copperfield. Seattle FBI agent Robbie Burroughs said Thursday the case was related to one in Washington.

"The
investigation is related to a Seattle case. The Seattle case is pending
and that means we can’t say anything about it," Burroughs said.

According to Extra, moreover,

The FBI conducted an investigation…at what Copperfield has
called the International Museum & Library of the Conjuring Arts,
where he reportedly stores memorabilia from his various performances
inside.

Agents seized nearly $2 million in cash, as well as a computer hard drive and memory chip from his digital camera.

An FBI spokesman confirmed the search but wouldn’t elaborate, saying
only that it stems from an investigation in Seattle. Copperfield’s
lawyer said he wants to “respect the confidentiality of the
investigation.”

As always, count on me to keep you posted…. Again,this whole thing is CREE-PEE! Whaddup widdat!?

SURVIVOR

I’m SOOOO pissed that Aaron went home! Now, there’s, like, NO EYE CANDY. NADA! Dangit! He was so cute — looked so much like Josh Duhamel, who I didn’t think was cute until I saw TRANSFORMERS (see. it.). Of course, it totally SUCKS how he got booted. Jaime and Peih-Gee decide to THROW a freaking competition and boot our man out? SO WRONG! And, they LAUGH the whole time? So so SO wrong? But, they do have a strategy — a legitimate strategy. It’s just so sad that handsome Aaron had to suffer for their strategy. But, that’s Survivor for you. Wah.

Okay, one-handed typing here because of a HUNGERS newborn. Check my blog at The Cheaty Monkey! I love it when you visit! And, we ALL love to hear your thoughts here in the comments — go for it!

LOVE!

xo Haley-O!