Hi Gorgeouses:
Of course, there’s BRITBRIT news today — as freaking ALWAYS. But, there’s more, too: NICOLE RITCHIE smoking?; JESSICA SIMPSON gorjness; JEN AND VI dimples; PIERCE BROSNAN hott?; AND, MORE!
check it!!!
BRITBRIT IS NOT GETTING 50/50 CUSTODY BECAUSE SHE TOTALLY SUCKS, ACCORDING TO PARENTING COACH
Well, she went to court hoping to get 50/50 custody of her children. But, no such luck. The court ruled against the 50/50 because of the TERRIBLE review Brit got from the parenting coach, Lisa Hacker. Although Hacker did state that BritBrit "loves her children and the children are bonded" to her, there are serious issues that must be dealt with if she wants the custody. Here’s what Hacker told the court about Brit, as summarized by Commissioner Scott
Gordon at the court ruling:
Ms. Hacker expressed concern that many of the
Petitioners interactions with the children are not child-centered. Ms.
Hacker . . . indicated that while with the Petitioner, the children have
no real schedule or routine. She indicated that, "the environment at
the house ranged from chaotic to almost somber with little
communication at all.”
As Hacker herself said, "unless Ms. Spears realizes the consequences of her behaviour and the
impact it has on her children, nothing is going to be successful.”
There is still a chance for Brit, though! If she child-proofs her home by Friday and provides evidence of said child-proofing, she’ll get three monitored visits a week: two from 12pm to 7pm, and one overnight.
So, there’s your BritBrit scoop for the day, then. Ho hum. Hum drum. I can’t believe there’s freaking Britney news, like, EVERY DAY. There’s no getting away from it. Why is she such a TOOL of a mother, though. Seriously. There’s something very wrong with her.
And, PUT. ON. SOME. UNDERWEAR. For frick’s sake. Whatevs. NEXXXXT!
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.
PICTURE OF HEALTH
I know…. We’re SO Britney’ed out. But, I had to. This picture makes me feel better about myself: I just ate Halloween chocolate…. No, you don’t understand — I have SO MUCH preggo weight to lose, and my only rule right now (since I’m taking dieting baby steps) is NO CHOCOLATE. I have one rule. ONE RULE. And it’s apparently too much for me to handle. Bad me, BAD. But, this picture does make me feel a wee bit better. And, I am exhausted and have BAD COLD. So, maybe it’s aiight just this once to allow myself a little (lot of…) feel-good chocolate?
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.
THINGS THAT MAKE YOU GO HMMMMM….
Hmmm…. Wonder where Vi got her dimples from?
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash.
COMMENT….
Comment if you think Pierce Brosnan is hot, kay? Inquiring gossips want to know. Because I think he’s a little meh. Maybe it’s because he’s a bit of an old fart. But, he’s all over the intergossip sites. So, I’m thinking lots of peeps think he’s hot. And, SO, I’m thinking it’s a good idea to bring some Brosnan to the urbanmoms Gorgeouses. Yay or nay?
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17.
JESS SIMPSON OUT AND ABOUT
CUTE! There are only a few very "cool" faces that can get away with those shades. You know? I always wanted one of those faces…. Jess looks awesome. So natural.
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.
NICOLE’S REP DENIES SHE’S SMOKING WHILE PREGGERS
Despite what columnist Cindy Adams said about spotting Nicole Ritchie and fiance/daddy-to-be Joel Madden smoking outside New York restaurants
DaSilvano and Nobu, Nicole’s reps deny deny deny: these reports, they say, are "irresponsible and untrue." I so want to believe Nic’s reps. But, who ever knows. Although…, and as Nic’s reps note, Nic and Joel HAVE been away in Australia, etc., for a while now, and so couldn’t have been spotted at those restaurants…?
OH! To be in Australia right now…!
REASON TO LOVE ANGELINA
Angelina may not be perfect. And, she may be a home wrecker, may have hurt our favourite Friend, and is perhaps the most self-righteous poop in interviews. But, there’s no denying she LOVES her kids. And, as much as she irks me, it’s always a treat to see photos of her with her kids. Here she is buying LOTS of toys for Maddox, and a Halloween costume for one of the girls. LOVE. (Check those skinny ankles, too!)
Think I’ll get any sleep tonight? A little would be niiice…. Sigh…. HAVE A HAPPY, SAFE HALLOWEEN, GORGEOUSES!
And, if you want, check my pics up at THE CHEATY MONKEY! I have a new camera, and I’m loving it!
You’re the best, Gorgeouses! Send me a comment. I LOVE hearing from you. I have too little time (what, with the newborn and all) to write back always. But, I’m loving your take on things. Thank you!
LOVE!
xo Haley-O!
Maddox has bigger ankle than his ma!!
You might want to go check babyfit.com(It is a dieting plan where you can have chocolate, and I have the non pregnant version, and I don’t feel like I’m dieting!!)
I think Pierce is Charm, so yay! Am I the only one?
Wow, an actual GOOD pic of Britney at the start of your post?! Those are hard to come by these days.
I doubt Nicole would be stupid enough to smoke in public. Sounds like a rumor.
Pierce IS an old fart. You’re right about that!
And Violet is such a cute baby! The cutest! Perfect little family.
no to pierce…nothing to do w his age, never thought he was a hottie…much too ‘pretty’ and fine-looking (i.e.bit delicate or something).
PLEASE allow yourself chocolate, DON’T try to diet! didn’t you find w baby number 1 that the baby weight started to fall off when it was ready, and it didn’t matter much what you did or didn’t do?, (especially if you’re nursing…as long as I was nursing I held on to a good extra 20 pounds). 9 (10) months up, 9 (10) months down, (unless you’re Heidi Klum)!!
Really, honestly…praying for Britney?!?!? Why don’t these people pray for people who really need it. Oh maybe, the 2000 families that lost homes in the So Cal fires. Or how about the people who don’t have homes in the first place. Or food. Or water. Brit does not seem to want anyone’s help. So, don’t waste your prayers.
On a much lighter note. I enjoy Pierce. Not in my Top 5 (wait for that list!!), but still his life story is quite incredible. If anyone has seen The Matador (if not, go out & rent it, its great), you know that he has the skinniest little legs & no bum to be seen. It is quite hilarious.
Pierce = not hot.
They’ve been playing on the news portion of my radio station that a Church somewhere is sending cards to Brit to let her know they’re praying for her. They’re hoping that enough folks pray for her and she turns her life around.
I think a good start would be for the girl to put on some underwear!!! especially when she insists on wearing shirts as dresses. Although I do have to say that the first picture shows her look very much more respectable. I think her assistants should be in charge of dressing her since she can’t do it herself!!!
And while I too don’t approve of Angelina’s antics in getting a man, I do agree that she seems like a pretty good mom…although I know from experience that buying your kiddos toys does not a good mom make.
OH Pierce! Ya know I used to think he was the Cat’s Meow, but that pic of him sporting his tummy…ummm NOT SO MUCH! LOL! I guess age gets the best of all of us.
Jen & Jess both cute!
And Nicole needs to just go away…plueeze!
I’ll take a little Pierce now and then…then again I have an older guy thing I fear. The pictures of Jen & Vi are so adorable…maybe Britney could spend some time with them…
i love jen and vi they are so sweet those 2.hopefully britney will child-proof her home and take parenting courses to make her a better parent.did you see or hear anywhere that lynn spears is writing a parenting book? WTF?! WHO TOLD HER SHE COULD GIVE ADVICE ON PARENTING? i love ang and for sure she loves her children.while i was buying groceries the other day one of those tabloids was dissin’nicole big time….hope its not true smoking while preggy is BAD.
Pierce Brosnan isn’t hottie-hot in my opinion. But that’s just me, I’m more of a Vin Diesel kind of gal…helloooo…any other Vin fans around out there???
I’ve given up trying to figure out what could possibly be going through Brit-Brit’s mind lately. I read in the paper this morning that her new album is her best album. Agree or disagree?