Celebrity Halloween Gossip

Hi Gorgeouses!

On tap today: HALLOWEEN celebrities; BRITNEY’S trash mouth; SAY IT ISN’T FAKE!; RENEE ZELLWEGER looks like arse; and MORE!

I am SO loving the Fashionista reality shows! Have you seen Fashionista Diaries (on Star!)? Project Runway Canada is FAB (Iman is so awkward and contrived, I LOVE IT!)? And, then there’s America’s Next Top Model…. And, of course, Heidi Klum’s Project Runway (reruns that I haven’t seen!). The Hills is also très fashionista — Lauren and Whitney work at Teen Vogue. It’s FASCINATING! When I was a wee one, I used to draw fashion designs all the time…. Maybe I should be in fashion? Designers don’t HAVE to dress well…. I’m LIVING in Lulus and maternity shirts right now………. KATIE, HELP ME!!! AnyHOOT……..

check it!!!

ZEE HALLOWEEN COSTUMES OF ZEE ZELEBRITEES….

Nothing better than checking out CARAZAY designer Halloween garb! Some of these are really entertaining. Enjoy!:

Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash.

TERI HATCHER — with a BIG BUTT! To think! Ha! She’s queening it up at the Dream Halloween Benefit for children affected by
AIDS, at the Barker Hanger in Santa Monica.

Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash.

JAIME LEE CURTIS at the Dream Halloween Benefit. Not sure what/who she’s supposed to be. She looks great, though. When else can one wear red boots (WITH the red stockings) like that? Only on Halloween…. Or, on Jarvis Street, or some hookery equivalent…. Not exactly hot, what, with the top-hat and all…. Love the cane, though. (I need one — I’ve been limping since I gave birth…. Aren’t I so attractive in this post? Between the limp and the schleppy wardrobe? Have I mentioned my post-preggo weight lately? I want chocolate.)

Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash.

ANDREA BOWEN (Desperate Housewives) at Dream Halloween Benefit. WTF is this? I’ll tell you: it’s excuse-to-wear-bathing-suit-beige-tights-and-character-shoes. Capital meh! Love the cape, though. I want it.

Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.

PARIS HILTON at the Playboy Mansion. ALICE from MEL’S DINER did NOT wear this. Not even freaking close. Whatevs. Paris, like, sooooooooo loves Halloween….

Photo, with thanks, c/o X17.

Would you believe? They’re all over the place! It’s REESE WITHERSPOON AND JAKE GYLLENHAAL heading to Kate Hudson’s party! Nice!

Photo, with thanks, c/o buzzfoto.

I think The Hills‘ Brody Jenner is SO ADORABLE. LOVE him. LOVED when he told Lauren Conrad that Spencer and Heidi (Speidi) spread the sex-tape rumour: "I know, for hundred percent fact, that they did it!" One of the best moments EVAH on that show. Anyway, here he is with his buddy Frankie. He’s the one in the Robin outfit. Shaved his head for this — bummer…I LOVE his curls…. Check out their packages, though. They totally stuffed their tights…right??? Erm…right? Check out that SAUSAGE on Brody. Is it me? Or, is that a total SAUSAGE! I mean, GORGEOUSES, check out that SAUSAGE! Everything looks bigger in…green….? (And, since when do I use the word SAUSAGE in this context????!!!?)

I THINK that’s the evil spidey, no? SOOOOO CUTE!! And, Heidi’s fogetaboudit-GORJ!!! It’s so ridiculous!

BRITNEY’S BAD MOUTH BAD DAY IN COURT

So, Friday, October 26 was the big court date for Britney and Kevin. No one knows exactly what went down. Alls we know is that Kevin left happy and Brit left PISSED. She was so pissed that she yelled THIS to an Extra reporter in the hallway outside the LA courtroom: "Eat it, lick it, snort it, f*%k it!" Sweet. She really is the epitome of "class," isn’t she? It’s really quite overwhelming how elegant and swan-like….
Photo and scoop, with thanks, c/o Extra.

Here’s Britney leaving the courtroom….

Honestly? It’s no wonder she’s INSANE. All those people! lights! cameras! action! Insane. It’s also no wonder she ran over a paparazzi dude’s foot the other day….

PLEASE! SAY IT ISN’T FAKE!?

DANG GAVIN  BEASLEY for ruining EVERYTHING FOR ME. He was set up with Lauren on the last episode, and, now, he’s spilling to the world — via VH1 — that the whole show’s a fake. I mean, LIKE we didn’t know…, but he didn’t have to SPELL IT OUT for us…. Here’s what he said in the interview:

Gavin spoke to VH1’s Best Week Ever yesterday about his experience on the The Hills:

…On being set up with Lauren:
“Then in August I got a call from my agency to go to a casting call for
Teen Vogue, and Lauren and the camera crews just so happened to be
there. She remembered me from our shoot, and the next thing I know, a
producer’s asking me to ask Lauren for her number, and I’m signing
release forms and being shot for The Hills. They wanted me to ask her
about the runway show, how long she had worked that day, when would she
get off, stuff like that.”

On meeting Brody Jenner:
“Like, they totally set up the BBQ scene for Brody and I to meet each
other and talk because, as they said, ‘the audience would get a kick
out of seeing ‘the ex’ talking to ‘the new guy’.’ So they rent this
house in Malibu for a set, bought a bunch of food and drinks, and just
filmed us hanging out. Brody would talk all this sh*t, then be like,
‘Sorry about that, we’re just trying to make good television.’”

On the date with Lauren:
“I honestly had a really hard time talking to her – she’s kind of a
conversation killer, and when the cameras are rolling, all conversation
is kept firmly on the surface…. In fact, the most interesting thing I
got out of her was that she isn’t allowed to eat ice cream because her
trainer told her she can’t.”

Awww…. It’s SO OBVIOUS: he’s just bitter that the show made him look like A TOTAL LOSER! HAAATE! Nobody disses my fave show!

RENEE ZELLWEGER AS……HERSELF?

No, Gorgeouses, this is not a Halloween costume. This is Renee Zellweger as herself — at the premiere of Seinfeld’s Bee Movie. YIKES! Scary stuff, man. TRAGIC hair. Mind you, she DOTH look a little like SOMEONE with my fave (ahem) new haircut….

 

…talk about SCARY. You all have to know how much I LOATHE this haircut on him. Actually, though, I kind of love it — because it’s so hilarious!

YOWZA!

…and, IN HEELS!? In absolutely GORJ heels!!!!!

MR. MISTER is grunting. Oop! Now he’s crying! I best be ON MY WAY! As my little monkey likes to say… SEE YOU LAYLER!

Please come check my philosophical-ish babble over at THE CHEATY MONKEY today!

LOVE!

xoxo Haley-O