It’s been a long day. One of those days in which the monkey neeeeeeeeds me constantly. But, she’s, like, soooooooo adorable, so I don’t mind. And, she gives good kisses.
We got VIDEOS…so….
VIDEO GOSSIP: JENNIFER GARNER BUCKLING VIOLET INTO CARSEAT
I cannot imagine fighting off the paparazzi while buckling my baby into a carseat. It’s hard enough without cameras flashing! Poor Violet! I actually started feeling sorry for her, but, then I remembered that she does have her mama with her (unlike other celebrity babies…SPF!) AND she does have two of the hottest celebs for parents! After realizing that, I felt better and not sorry.
Thanks to X17 Online for the video footage.
VIDEO GOSSIP: EVA LONGORIA AT THE GROCERY STORE
This cracked me up, so I thought I’d share. This grocery store is right across the street from the celebrity centre of the Church of Scientology. Interesting…. Check it:
She’s good — she parked her own shopping cart! And, wow! She eats bread! Did you notice that? Clearly, she loves running her hands through her hair….
Video and scoop, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.
AND THE OSCAR NOMINEES ARE….
Of course, the Queen of All Celebrities, Salma Hayek delivered the news. Here are your Oscar nominees for 2007:
Ryan Gosling in Half Nelson
Peter O’Toole in Venus
Forest Whitaker in The Last King of Scotland
Leonardo DiCaprio in The Departed
Will Smith in The Pursuit of Happyness
Best Supporting Actor
Alan Arkin in Little Miss Sunshine
Eddie Murphy in Dreamgirls
Mark Wahlberg in The Departed
Djimon Hounsou in Blood Diamond
Jackie Earle Haley on Little Children
Penelope Cruz in Volver
Judi Dench in Notes on a Scandal
Helen Mirren in The Queen
Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada
Kate Winslet in Little Children
Best Supporting Actress
Adriana Barraza in Babel
Cate Blanchett in Notes on a Scandal
Jennifer Hudson in Dreamgirls
Rinko Kikuchi in Letters from Iwo Jima
Abigail Breslin in Little Miss Sunshine
Best Motion Picture
Letters from Iwo Jima
Little Miss Sunshine
Best Animated Film
Best Foreign-Language Film
Days of Glory
After The Wedding
The Lives of Others
Alejandro González Iñárritu for Babel
Martin Scorsese for The Departed
Clint Eastwood for Letters from Iwo Jima
Stephen Frears for The Queen
Paul Greengrass for United 93
For more categories and nominees, click it HERE.
I’m SOOOO cheering for Jennifer Hudson (even though Cate Blanchett’s taking it home…). I LOVE Judi Dench, but Helen Mirren’s taking it home….
Biggest surprise?: Ryan Gosling??? Everyone’s talking about it!
It just occurred to me: wouldn’t it be a great intellectual exercise to actually see all these movies — including the foreign-language ones? Hmmm….I’ll think about that. I could write a wee review here and everything. What do you think? No matter what, WE ARE HAVING SUCH AN OSCAR PARTY HERE AT CHEATY’S — ‘SGONNA BE AWWWWESOME!
ISAIAH WASHINGTON UPDATE
With rumours spinning about his termination from Grey’s Anatomy, Isaiah Washington is taking major steps to remedy the mess he’s created for himself. On Monday, he met with gay and lesbian organization leaders and effectively "acknowledged
the harm he caused" (leaders said). He also committed to becoming actively involved in the gay community’s effort to teach how words have power and cause harm, in the hopes of demonstrating that his actions speak louder than his verbal apology (which, perfect as it was, was likely dictated to him by publicists…). This just in: he has fired his publicist and hired two new publicists who are experts in media crises. Oh, he needs experts. It doesn’t get more "crisis" than this…! I’ll keep you posted….
I also hear from various sources that, if he is fired, it’s going to be abrupt, with only a full-screen announcement at the beginning of the first show sans Burke….
Most of you thought that Isaiah should NOT be fired. You’re in the minority, according to the poll taken by CNN’s Showbiz Tonight. 51% of their viewers thought Isaiah should be fired.
FANTASIA OPENS FOR JAMIE FOXX AT NYC’S MADISON SQUARE GARDEN
For the record, I did NOT like Fantasia on American Idol. I was cheering for Diana Degarmo….People shoulda listened to me! Check it! NUT-BALL!
POSH AND KATY DO LUNCH AT THE IVY
Is it me? Or are they starting to look alike? They even walk the same — is that walk, like, totally choreographed, or what!? Weird they they totally didn’t plan their wardrobe this time, though….Whattup widdat?
I could absolutely care less about this story, but all the intergossips are talking about it. So, check it. Apparently, Courteney Cox’s show, Dirt, has received painfully low ratings. So, they’re bringing in Aniston for an onscreen liplock with Cox. Ooo-OOO-ooo! I can’t wait! Yeah right. Whateves. Aniston’s going to play a lesbian character, and they’re apparently replicating the whole Jen and Brangelina scandal while Jen’s onboard. Sigh…. So bad.
JESSICA SIMPSON AND JOHN MAYER MAKING IT PUBLIC
Yup, they’re on! And, they’re going public. They’ve been spotted at the ever-popular Nobu recently. And, here they are, above, leaving their hotel to board his tour bus. He is HUMUNGOUS next to her. His head is twice the size of hers. Just a wee observation.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.
Ahhh…. Now I get to go to bed.
So, do you think I should try to watch all these Oscar-nominated movies? Do you think we should all try for one per week? I could choose the movie, and then we could talk about it in the comments? You into that?
Talk to me in the comments, kay? I talk back!!! Tell me what you think of all this gossip! LOVE!
And, don’t forget to visit my personal blog, The Cheaty Monkey! LOVE! xo Haley-O