Hi Gorgeouses!

I have a bad cold, but I’m still gonna BRING it! What’s Paris doing on the catwalk? Salma, can I borrow one of your bras? Could Hilary Duff BE any skinnier? Could Katherine McPhee BE any more Gorj? Heather Mills on Dancing with the Stars — publicity stunt much? And, MORE!

check it!!!!!



Ew!? I knew she used to model. But, STILL? Here she is modeling at the 2B Free Fall 2007 Collection Debut. I guess she’s thin and tall enough. But, still, she’s not selling ME anything. Her feet look YUMUNOUS in those shoes…. And, I’m actually not diggin’ either of these numbers. But, is it Paris or the outfits that I’m not diggin’? Hmmm…, can’t be sure. I’ll just sit here hoping this isn’t a new trend: the sporty leggings with dress and big high heels…wtf? Get her off the runways — else her ego’s going to BLOW!
Photos, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.




Reportedly, she lost a ton of weight NOT because her ex Joel Madden started dating Super Skinny Nicole Ritchie, but because the media pressured her by publishing THIS nasty nickname for her — "Puff Duff." Whatevs. She looks aiight. Just be healthy and NO SKINNIER!
Photos, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.



Here she is arriving at NYC’s MTV for a TRL taping. Honestly? She’s totally gorj. Like, perfection. I love her new song, too. Here’s the vid — check it:

Photos of Mcphee at TRL, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.



Did you watch? I actually felt kinda moved by her — wanting to inspire young amputees. But, is that the MAIN reason for her being on the show? If she can dance, then YOU can, too? I dunno. I think she WANTS me to feel moved by her. She WANTS me to like her after the whole Paul McCartney debacle. Whatever her motives, she will inspire people. Doesn’t mean I have to like her. She did a good job last night, and she did something good for others (selfishly or not). I’m just wondering how she’ll do in the faster dances, like the jive and the quick step…. Seriously. She’s got my attention, fa shizzle.
Photo, with thanks, c/o Splash News Online.



I knoooooow how this preggo mama feels. Salma Hayek’s always been chesty, but y’all know what happens when an already chesty woman gets preggers! BALLOOOON! Well, I know this because shortly after I found out I was preggers…HELLO DOUBLE D’s! (And, OY! My DD bras are GETTING SMALL ON ME!!! Help!) It’ll be interesting to see if Salma does anymore nude scenes after pregnancy….Something tells me she won’t.
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.



Violet has food all over her face! Awwwww!


…and, Jen loves it! Awwwww!
Photos, with thanks, c/o Flynet.



Wow…. GORJ! All three of them! Did you know Heidi’s the host of Germany’s Next Top Model? How cool is that? And, how successful is our favourite show!!??
Photo, with thanks, c/o X17 Online.



Guess WHOOOO!? DANIEL CRAIG gettin’ some Starbucks for himself and the lady. Do you LOVE IT!?


Okay, as if the morning sickness, etc., isn’t bad enough…A COLD?! I’m sick as a DAWG…. SUCKAGE. Like, ROYAL. Whatevs. Gotta go get the monkey up from her nap — she’s starting to go "eh eh eh!"…you know, the ol’ wake up whines.

Talk to me, and each other, in the comments, kay Gorgeouses!?

Want more Cheaty? Check it — at The Cheaty Monkey!

xo Haley-O

  • http://www.live-your-live-and-smile.blogspot.com Jill

    I’ll have to admit that Daniel looks great on that picture!!
    Poor Salma, she is all boobs!! The poor thing should already get back pain!!
    I like Hillary better when she was puff Duff!!!

  • http://cheatymonkey.com haley-o

    JODI — Thank you so much! And, you’re right — I should hold on to the fact that I’m ALREADY a third into it. Heather Mill’s dress? Good point — “horrendous”, totally!
    TUGGY — Leggings bite the big one! And, why do I NEVER pick on Salma’s clothes/hair when it’s RIGHT THERE! You’re right! BRUTAL!
    ALI — Yeah, I know she’s been skinny a long time. The gossip’s that she’s come out with WHY she got skinny — not cuz of idiot boyfriend but because of the media…interesting….
    ALLYSON — You rock sending us that video! LOVE!!!
    LD — I’M GINORMOUS!!!!!!!!!!! And, short…boo. 😉
    JEN — Hee! The “apres-sex look” — LOVE THAT!! So true!
    LES — Yeah, but the p*rn st*r boobs when you’re only 5″1′ is not so attractive either…. 😉
    LISA — The monkey hates getting dirty…so, I’m not sure how she’d fare…probably sorta like Vi…. ;). And, yeah, I can tell you fo sho that salma is uncomfortable. I sho am! 😉

  • Lisa b

    Poor Salma. She looks so uncomfortable.
    Heather Mills? Meh. whatever.
    ok but violet affleck and that strawberry is driving me nuts. How is it not all over her sweatshirt? my kid would have totally ruined the shirt and I’d be up to my eyeballs in oxyclean trying to get it out.

  • http://www.lifeatthebecks.blogspot.com Lesley

    Be happy to get the p*rn st*r boobs! I didn’t – and looked totally unbalanced with the big gigantic belly and average boobs. Can you imagine? Tank tops and anything fitted were definitely not my friend…but then again neither were the looser tops either. Maybe if I have a third baby my body will have figured it out.
    See you at Cheaty Monkey!

  • http://www.urbanmoms.ca Jen

    Allyson…I LOVE IT! If Daniel Craig is lonely I’ll give him a shoulder to cry on or a tent to kanoodle in 😉 Yum…what a bod.
    Paris is sleaze…look at the apres sex look on her face…grody.
    Holy cow, Salma!
    I love Jen and Vi! She gets so much joy from her daughter!

  • http://lauraldawn.blogspot.com lauraldawn

    Hmmmm …
    Salma, you’re right, is ginormous now. I feel that I can say this since I became ginourmous. Ick. Poor thing. BUt, I guess we all know they are real!
    I think Ali is right about Hilary Duff. She lost that weight awhile ago. I think she looks good. But, yeah, not if she loses any more weight.
    And, I HATE Heather MIlls. She looked awful, and it’s a total publicity stunt. Boo.

  • Allyson

    I totally agree with Kath. And for those of us who are not anorexic skinny like Hilary we end up looking fat…and for those of us with breast as well we end up looking like a not so attractive pregnant Salma – and I’m not pregnant! Really though, Daniel Craig is the best. Coming from the UK you have to check out this link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmu6LaIlgiE – it is from Comic Relief (fundraiser in UK) where Daniel Craig is amazing in this clip with a character here called Elaine Figgers (similar to a young Marg from 22 Minutes). He is such a laugh so check it out.

  • http://www.urbanmoms.ca Kath

    Okay, am I hallucinating or was Hilary Duff really wearing skinny jeans, 4-inch high brown pumps and a bat-wing shirt? Wasn’t one crack at bad 80s fashion bad enough? Now we have to go through it all over again. Like, oh my god! Gag me with a spoon!

  • http://alimartell.com ali

    hilary duff lost all that weight ages ago. she’s been sickly skinny for a couple years now. somewhere in between cheaper by the dozen and cheaper by the dozen 2…she looks like a completely different person. and NOT in a good way. ew.

  • http://justtug.blogspot.com Tug

    Don’t like the leggings trend coming back AT.ALL. What is UP with Salma’s hair/hat stuff since the pregnancy?? Missed dancing last night – will have to catch it next week.

  • http://www.jodinesmith.blogspot.com jodi

    Congrats on the pregnancy! You are a third through it already and the second pregnancy always goes much faster than the first.
    I thought Heather Mill’s dress was horrendus.

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